The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
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- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Mummee has cuttin up chimken. We iz doin sumfimg egziting today!!!
Oweo x
Oweo x
Yes I do toffee! It's everso moreish.
- Location
- Isle of Man
I'm helping my dad mend the ottoman lid that broke in two when mum sat on it. I'm following him in and out of the house and generally getting under foot. That's what a Useful Helper does. We'll have this done in no time.
- Coco
- Coco
When I help my dad calls me an obstructador. I fink that meens I am reely helpful.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Me an mum are playing games while dad has a sleeps in. She looks a bit tyred cos she thinks 6am is too erly to get up on a holiday. Silly woman; it's the best time of day!
I do did it I did it I did. I played wiv me frens on the park it was xsitin and scooby weed so did on is wee and lifted me leg up. only a tiny bit but I did
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Youz so growed up Ivur.
Squidge
Squidge
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
I keep getting in Toby's way when he wants to go somewhere. Mummy says " Do you have to do this with every new dog that comes to live here?". I did it with Alex and now he is my bestest fren so it must be alright, right?
Amber = The hooligan hippo.
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Amber = The hooligan hippo.
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. But I didn’t do it on my Mum’s boots 
so that’s ok.
We been out for a whole day on Sunday with some frends. Daddy said it was OK to go out for the day, but only if the girls came. Well we did come along and Daddy looked after us. It was really strange, cause the other hoomans got sillier and sillier during the day. We would stop and they would drink something either white or red, then start to talk funny or walk funny.
We also saw ponies, goats and ducks etc. The goat wanted to play with u, but daddy said no, not a good idea...
Then later in the day daddy said now is time to go home cause we all had enough. Well the other hoomans in the car all fell asleep. So piece and quiet, we also fell asleep in our crate...
Then yesterday we went out to the esplanade. We as wanted to go to the beach but it was to busy so just walked along.
Then we helped him in the garden. We moved things and dogged holes with daddy made them bigger for him, but he did not looked pleased...he said he have to fill them more now...eel what is a dog to do when holes are for digging...
And this morning daddy has gone back to work, but tool is on a long walk first...now time to relax...
V & H
We also saw ponies, goats and ducks etc. The goat wanted to play with u, but daddy said no, not a good idea...
Then later in the day daddy said now is time to go home cause we all had enough. Well the other hoomans in the car all fell asleep. So piece and quiet, we also fell asleep in our crate...
Then yesterday we went out to the esplanade. We as wanted to go to the beach but it was to busy so just walked along.
Then we helped him in the garden. We moved things and dogged holes with daddy made them bigger for him, but he did not looked pleased...he said he have to fill them more now...eel what is a dog to do when holes are for digging...
And this morning daddy has gone back to work, but tool is on a long walk first...now time to relax...
V & H
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I had chickin for tee an l yam not even Poorly! Fings is Looking Up frends! I fink at last Mother has unnerstood that I shood ALWAYS hav chickin becos I yam
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Atemas
UK Tour Guide
- Location
- North Cambridgeshire
I had chickun GGJ. Mumsie sneeked me a bit when she had cooked it. Then Daddy Hooman gives me a bit of chickun skin when he wuz carvin it. Chickun used to make me pourly but now it’s ok to have a bit
Lucky Red
Lucky Red
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
On my walk yesterday I said g'day to a group of hoomans havin' a picnic. One man said 'can yore dog have some bacon cos he's the skinniest labbydore I've ever seen'
Mum and dad were like
I got two bits an sum sossige too
Mum and dad were like
I got two bits an sum sossige too
- Location
- Isle of Man
I yam soe cros mum saiyved sum chikkin an sed "SHER THIS OWT WITH MEG N COCO" an wen supper caiyme Coco got ALL the chikkin. Not fer, its me hoo needs more waiyte its me hoo is skinnee. I will blowe awaiye if the wind gets up.
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)
- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)
- Location
- Isle of Man
Mmmm...chicken. I just got some cold, roasted aubergine while Ms Sparkle was pottering in the garden. Wasn't allowed the onion bits though.
- Coco
- Coco
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Toby has these really good dinners. He has loads of veg, fruit and fish. It isn't fair!!! The rest of us only get our normal meals and he gets the best stuff ever!!!!!!! I'm going to find the number for dogline.
Amber.
Amber.
I was sick on my sista bed yesterday evening. Then ate it again. Then went outside on the lawn and was sick again but daddy would not let me eat it again. Then I started crying and was sick again on the big hooman bed. But then got loads of cuddles...
Honey - feeling sorry for herself
Honey - feeling sorry for herself
I pushed I tinnie tiny puppy over today I laughed. They are rubbish at standing up. He he he.
Iver the norty
Iver the norty
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I spect that puppy wos Allsmall next to yoo Over, now that yoo is gettin big. I met a guide dog puppy today an we wos allowed to say hello but only on our leads. She wos qwite Allsmall an also she wos gentul like me so I liked her. I yam now qwite a Nexpert at guide dog puppy cos I have met Spencer an Echo, thanks to my Auntee Mags.
