The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

Humanz had STAKE fur dinna.
Pfft!

Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

I'm back from me holidaze....had a grate time but it's good to be home. Hoomanz got a report card and Mum sed she can read between the lines. Apparently 'energetic' and 'playful' mean somethin' different. Whatever. And that little girl in recepshun wanted me to bounce on her. Honest

Here I am with my noo bananadana



And now it's time for snoozes

 

[MrChew]

Maxx, my kennals also sed I was "very playful" even for a Lab. I wonder wut that meens.

 

[snowbunny]

I went to PUB larsnite. It was gud. There wuz lots of peeples there an they thort I was marvlus. I was GoodGirlSquidge an mum sed it wuz good trennin for May wotevah that meens. I only did one whoopsie wen a man did crouch rite down to say hi so I tryed to sit on his lap an he fell over on his bottom. But he larfed so it wuz ok.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

I like the pub too Squidge! We went past it on our walk thismornin and I tryed to go in but Mother sed it was much much twerly. She is always sayin it's twerly. Twerly for pub,twerly for tea. She sees I will meet yoo kwite soon but parently it is twerly for that too an we must wait until May wotevah that means just like yoo sed. Then we can be GoodGirls in the pub together an get loads of fuss an treets. I fink that will be luvlee.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Rosie]

Mumndad wennout lassnite to hogroast an now I gotta PIGS EAR nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

 

[Candy]

I winned a pig's ear won time. I winned it
for being 4th fastest dog at flyball out of 6 dogs. The 1st 2nd and 3rd fastest dogs got stiffikets but no pig's ear,so it was best to be 4th fastest. I luvved flyball and I luvved my pig's ear.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[Selina27]

I bin up the woodz this mornin it wos good. It weren't to windee then and my Pershun did want to see wot the eccstream wetha had down ova nite.

It had dun a lot I can tell yoo. All the little streams had Burst Thheer Bankz, you could see. Little bridges swept away, she had to get a stick and wade through. I hav to stick close then cos you dont know wot she's going to do when she's in splorin mode, no, yoo just dont.
This mornin I was minding my own business in some brambells and I turned rounde and suddenly she was there, rite there, behind me gave me a start I can tell yoou, She'd gone up there lookin at the water commin in of the fields. Then I was wurried case she tripped and went flat, she does that, so I hav to watch her, cos if she dusnt get up whoo will get my tea?? Mind yoo, it's good for a bit of a giggell and I can lick her eers then .

Theer is one big tree down, she ses I can play find the sossidge on that one day soon.

My fire inametalbox is goin and I am

Casssseeeee Oo

 

[Atemas]

I is very bored - it’s rainin and rainin and rainin. Mumsie took me a walk eerlie this mornin but we didn‘t go far and wez got wet. She sayz we is not goin out agin until much later.

i has decided to tri an hatch my squeaky ball

 

[VanillaBean]

Our hoomans had roast dinner cause mummy's mummy was over for dinner. Don't do roast dinners in summer cause to hot, but she does not eat much else...
Well we got some too in the end, roast potato's, carrots, sweet potato and Beef beef beef with some gravy....it was very good thank you very much...

 

[Candy]

I had sum pork wiv crunchmunchycracklee stuff an carrut an leafystuff an GRAVEEEEEE! It wos luvlee!

 

[VanillaBean]

crunchmunchycracklee

we had that a while ago too GGJ, but nearly lost out. Daddy saved some, but mummy wanted some more after her bit. Well she stomped her feet demanding more and said 'you are not saving all that for the girls'. Well daddy said 'yes' so she go no more and got in a huff. it was very nice once we had our share....I mean the cheek

 

[Lab_adore]

Humanz had STAKE fur dinna.
Pfft!

Lilly x

Did you get sum Lilly?

 

[Atemas]

Mumsie gave me turkee yeserday - lots of it - I fink she felt guiltee cos I didn’t get moch walkies - quite right

Red

 

[snowbunny]

We had pizza bones and prawn heads for recall trennin this mornin.

Yummers. I skidded into Mum cuz I was comin back so fast.

Willow

 

[Loraseal]

We had lammie stoo and mama only let me likked the plate. Parrently if you iz called Chunkie Monkie it meenz no extra snakkie fings to chew.
Willow wat is recall?? My mama sayz I ave forgotten wot it meanz cauz I sniff sniff lik lik too much.
The good newz is me boyz are growin back!!!
Hunter - the labbydor who iz melting away wiv no yummie snacks to eet.
X

 

[SteffiS]

I am purfecting my 3 leggy poo .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Jacqui-S]

Did you get sum Lilly?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Did be a panda bear grrrrr grrrrr. Did eat the boo I'm in trubble biiiigggg trubble. Ging is going to squish my fluffy mini boys wiv 2 Ouse bricks. Straight up. Panda bears just can't resist booshe says she will give me grrrrr. I put boo the Ouse

 

[SwampDonkey]

Did is me in "Alien" mode look at me alien teefs. watch out Ripley I will bite yer