The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Lab_adore

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Do you fink you mite get STAKE tho, cunsidrin it's a speshul partee wikkend? I betchoo get STAKE. An SOSSIDGE.

*drool*

Shadow
Four shore Shadow. I peeked over Mum's shoulder and read the menu. The hoomans are having steak and chips (and salad. Pffft) for dinna tomorrow night. Mum never finishes hers so I get it next day as treets if I'm a good boi
 
Frens, I is home agin wiv mummy an daddy an I yam very eggsited! Felt lik they wuz gone 4eva. Mum sat on da flore wiv me last nite and I cuddlied on her legs and fel fast fast azleep for 2 owers or more. Then I waked up, had a biggie stretch and took myself to beddy by. kennels is very tiring cuz I plays and runrurun around with all my puppy frens. Had my mornin walkie and am off for anudder nap...zzzzz
 

Lab_adore

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My cousin Obi couldnt come to the beech on the weekend because his hooman mum was sick. I had a great time with my hoomans but I was sad that Obi and I couldnt play :(

We got a big box with my foods init and I did my big boy bark at the man whoo brang it to the front door. I wanted to sampel some but Dad put it in the big cubbord.
 
I wee'd on Rawis ead he he he. den he wee'd on mine no no no I'm a bear you can't do wee wees on bears gggrr gggrr. Ging says we are bof weirdos. I'm not a weirdo I'm a bear! Grrrrrrr. I did big boy wee wees everywhere today. I did big boy barks at Graham's brolly. It's been a very tiring day.i need my sweeps zzzz.
 
All me hoomans are home..ALL THE TIME. Even big little hooman is home and they all iz on the tappie thing.
Mama is not takin me on walkees and I do not like it. She walks all funny en wobblie. I hid her soks as she will not chase me round the table.
At least big little hooman playz wiv me. Mama is SO borin at the moment and papa won't let me say hi to hoomans or doggies.
It is strange. Sumfing is a miss....
Woof Hunter
 
We got a fire-in-a-metal-box. This is excellent for two reasons. First, I can toast my snout, and second, I can steal sticks and bark and munchcrunch them before pig-mummy catches me. Pig-daddy is pleased because we can be warm if our gas delivery stops because of the A-pockylips. I don’t know what the A-pockylips is, but can’t be bad because pig-mummy bought an extra bag of kibble in case of it.354B916F-8EF1-48F5-B37F-40E2782ED957.jpeg
 
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