The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[snowbunny]

'cept he didn pack enuf kibble.

Do you fink you mite get STAKE tho, cunsidrin it's a speshul partee wikkend? I betchoo get STAKE. An SOSSIDGE.

*drool*

Shadow

 

[Lab_adore]

Do you fink you mite get STAKE tho, cunsidrin it's a speshul partee wikkend? I betchoo get STAKE. An SOSSIDGE.

*drool*

Shadow

Four shore Shadow. I peeked over Mum's shoulder and read the menu. The hoomans are having steak and chips (and salad. Pffft) for dinna tomorrow night. Mum never finishes hers so I get it next day as treets if I'm a good boi

 

[VanillaBean]

'cept he didn pack enuf kibble.

Don't worry Maxx...plenty of nice and smelly things to eat on the beach....they all taste yummmmmmyyyyy....

Enjoy your beach trip....

V & H

 

[jazzmynn]

Frens, I is home agin wiv mummy an daddy an I yam very eggsited! Felt lik they wuz gone 4eva. Mum sat on da flore wiv me last nite and I cuddlied on her legs and fel fast fast azleep for 2 owers or more. Then I waked up, had a biggie stretch and took myself to beddy by. kennels is very tiring cuz I plays and runrurun around with all my puppy frens. Had my mornin walkie and am off for anudder nap...zzzzz

 

[kateincornwall]

I cros , Mummy was on the tawkie fing to Anna , she sed I carnt go to Playgwoop tomoroo , she sed my tummy is oni just rite so she is keepin me off, tis not fare I tell yu , just not fare , Roobin xx

 

[Candy]

I am growlygrowlygrowly an Allfierce! Juslike a Bear! Juslike Iver!
Pee Ess Only in my sleep thow. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ggggr bear GGJ

 

[Aitch]

We is only getting one walk a day!!! This is not rite. Daddy takes us and drives around to find an empty place. No hoomans. We still get games and treets tho so maybee not so bad.

Amber.

 

[Lab_adore]

My cousin Obi couldnt come to the beech on the weekend because his hooman mum was sick. I had a great time with my hoomans but I was sad that Obi and I couldnt play

We got a big box with my foods init and I did my big boy bark at the man whoo brang it to the front door. I wanted to sampel some but Dad put it in the big cubbord.

 

[MrChew]

I am at the beech! I ran in the water an a wave hit me. I wuz very brave tho. I had so many zoomies and likked everything on the beech. I yam tired now zzzzz.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I sicked, bears don't sicks ggggrrr

 

[SwampDonkey]

I wee'd on Rawis ead he he he. den he wee'd on mine no no no I'm a bear you can't do wee wees on bears gggrr gggrr. Ging says we are bof weirdos. I'm not a weirdo I'm a bear! Grrrrrrr. I did big boy wee wees everywhere today. I did big boy barks at Graham's brolly. It's been a very tiring day.i need my sweeps zzzz.

 

[SwampDonkey]

That little ..... Bear cocked his leg and peed on my head. I got him back got him good. Little s I mean bear.

 

[Loraseal]

All me hoomans are home..ALL THE TIME. Even big little hooman is home and they all iz on the tappie thing.
Mama is not takin me on walkees and I do not like it. She walks all funny en wobblie. I hid her soks as she will not chase me round the table.
At least big little hooman playz wiv me. Mama is SO borin at the moment and papa won't let me say hi to hoomans or doggies.
It is strange. Sumfing is a miss....
Woof Hunter

 

[Candy]

Mother ses no more pub! No more Pubtreets an frends! That is makin me Veryverysad.
Mother ses we still have long walks thow, but we must just do walkin and notreely eny stoppinantalkin. Thasallrite! Stoppinantalkin is BORIN!
GGJ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

I weed on Coco's wee. Ad to cok me leg riyte up the iyvee - Juss as too be dun.

Got me Speshul MuckFood bak an kibbuls to. Nerly a week on chikkin n pees n yoggies is gud, but misst me Speshul MuckFood. Got a sammun Speshul MuckFood nowe. Yummmmmms.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Aitch]

Uor mum has been rubbish boring useless recently. She stayed in bed for some of it. She seems less boring now tho and wants to play with us. She shuld always want to play. Hoomans is stupid.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

We got a fire-in-a-metal-box. This is excellent for two reasons. First, I can toast my snout, and second, I can steal sticks and bark and munchcrunch them before pig-mummy catches me. Pig-daddy is pleased because we can be warm if our gas delivery stops because of the A-pockylips. I don’t know what the A-pockylips is, but can’t be bad because pig-mummy bought an extra bag of kibble in case of it.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Parently my new name is the sperminator. Ging says I'm a revolting little bear.its only a little bit of the spermy stuff on the sofa carpet and kitchen tiles. It's what boy bears do gggrrr grrr squirty squirt.

Iver the sperminator bear

 

[snowbunny]

Piggy, I luvs yor bed. It is sheep. I like wotching sheeps and I wish they wud play wiv me.

Squidge