The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

We had to wait for our breakfast today. It was a whole hour late, we had to wait for our lunch cause that was late too. Our morning walk was late too. Then our dinner was late, and evening walk was late.
All our hoomans said was it is to early....we did not think so cause our tummy was saying it was empty. and our paws needed walking at the right time....all our hoomans said we had lost an hour today....Well I hope they find it by tomorrow, cause we can't have another day like that...

V & H
 
I went to the bum lady the other day and daddy left me there all day. He came back later to get me, but I was not happy. They sent me to sleep and now I have cuts and missing hair in different places. I am not allowed to play much nor run or jump. Have to walk on the silly leash all the time....I do like to sleep a lot though cause my foot is sore. paranlty they cut something out of my leg...don't know what though...

Vanilla - feeling sorry for myself...
 
Is straynj cuz we have long woks in the mornin stead ov eevnin but we still get short woks in eevnin juss to our normal mornin playses. An we dun see sistah Annie at AWL even tho we normly see her evry day in Dora for woks in the mowntins. Now we’re not goin up in the mowntins at awl. But we are swim swim swimmin neerly evry day witch is the best. I luvs swim swim swimmin even tho I did get eyesickles on me yesserday.

Willow
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Pee pee ess,
As Mother ses, snot eezy.
I fink sumtimes Mother is rite, not always but sumtimes and we mustjust awlbegood. Mother ses it is not foreveranever.
Keep playin frends and I fink we mustjust help our hoomans stay happy.
Duty of Dog, yoo noe.
Yor frend in dogversity
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx .
 

Lab_adore

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I FINALLY saw a fren on the walk this mornin'. An it was my best pal Archie! Mum sez he is as crazy as me. There weren't any hoomans at the park so we got let off the stoopid leashes and ran and ran and ran. Then Archie ran into a big puddle and got awl muddy. Dad catched me before i could go in. Boo
 
I FINALLY saw a fren on the walk this mornin'. An it was my best pal Archie! Mum sez he is as crazy as me. There weren't any hoomans at the park so we got let off the stoopid leashes and ran and ran and ran. Then Archie ran into a big puddle and got awl muddy. Dad catched me before i could go in. Boo
I had a play wiv too other labbydores at the park. The hoomans all stood apart from one another. It was straynge.
 

Lab_adore

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hello frens, I had a grate day....I sore my fren Margoh and we ran and played and then I sleept and and then i got a new kong bawl an mum put cheese init and Dad has made a chicken an vege dinna which is coming soon. Mum is home EVERY DAY an its ace

How are you awl goin' frens?

I luv playing wiv other labbydores fren Chewie but I don get to much now cos the hoomans seem to be avoidin' each uvver like you sed
 
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Hello frens! Chewie an Maxx I haff noticed too the hoomans are actin a bit odd an keeping cleer ov each uvver . Maybes they smell bad? Altho I can’t smell it an I’m excellent at smellin.
My hoomans is home the hole time too Maxx an I luffs it! I did have a limpy leg and so I’m gettin lotsov rest but I don’ mind cus I’ve got entertainment orl the time an we play games like ‘Click! Biskit’ an ‘Yes! Biskit’ which I luff.
yesterday I met a Cat at our gate an it stared an stared an I stared an stared. It wus actshully quite scary then Curly appeared and went clap clap an it ranned off an I did a big celebration dance. I’m not sure bout Cats.
*Kipper*
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Hello frens! Chewie an Maxx I haff noticed too the hoomans are actin a bit odd an keeping cleer ov each uvver . Maybes they smell bad? Altho I can’t smell it an I’m excellent at smellin.
My hoomans is home the hole time too Maxx an I luffs it! I did have a limpy leg and so I’m gettin lotsov rest but I don’ mind cus I’ve got entertainment orl the time an we play games like ‘Click! Biskit’ an ‘Yes! Biskit’ which I luff.
yesterday I met a Cat at our gate an it stared an stared an I stared an stared. It wus actshully quite scary then Curly appeared and went clap clap an it ranned off an I did a big celebration dance. I’m not sure bout Cats.
*Kipper*
I no bout Cats Kipper. Cats is scary an bad an try to eet the little birds wot come to our gardin. I am not scared of them thow, nono not reely scared at all not wonlittlebit scared. I bark veryvery Loud an I chasechasechase them all away an all the little birds can eet safely in our gardin an that is all fanks to ME.
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
 
I didn't write this my human found it on that thingy that you can't eat that she's never off of.


LOCKDOWN LETTER FROM YOUR DOG

Dear hoomans

I have noticed over the past couple of weeks you have been staying in my home for extended periods of time. It is lovely having you here but I feel I should set a few ground rules. I would appreciate it if you would follow the rules whilst you are staying with me.

1. When you do pop out you will need to take me with you.

2. You seem to be eating lots of nice goodies whilst lazing about the house. I am entitled to a share of these. I won’t make a fuss I will just sit in front of you and quietly stare at you until I get my quota.

3. Don’t call me for another bath, I am clean now. Just because you are bored doesn’t mean I need a wash or haircut. I suggest you go clean the metal box on wheels outside again. Daddy human has done that a few times now even though it hasn’t moved in weeks.

4. As you are here constantly at the moment, it is your duty to let me out as often as I require. That means that even if I have just come in and want to go out again you should let me. Sometimes I miss a spot whilst sniffing about and I need to recheck.

5. When I am asleep, leave me sleeping, this isn’t a cue for the little humans to play with me. I can also sleep where I like, I don’t expect to be woken so you can move me.

6. Do not shhhh me when I am barking. As you are here more, my job of protecting you has increased. I have to listen out for every little noise and inform you of it in case it’s a threat.

7. Don’t leave a room without me, I know how sneaky you guys can be. Just the other day I am sure I heard a crisp packet being opened upstairs and no one called me to share. So from now on I will be following you about.

8. This is a very important rule. If it lands on the floor it’s MINE, if it’s in my mouth it’s MINE.

9. You will never pee alone again, you watch me pee so I do not understand why you shut me out and close the loo door when you pee.

10. If you do not follow these rules I will use SAD PUPPY DOG EYES TO GET WHAT I WANT !🐶
 
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