The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

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Devon, UK
I’m tekkin the hoomans on a steemtrane today. Not quite sure whatit is, but they’d said itis noisy an I gets lots of sossigis an ifi don likit Ican walks wiv Beardy. As longas there’s sosigis it’s okay by me.
*Kipper*
 
Kipper, there are monsters on trains, don’t do it.

In other important news, does anyone get an attack of Flappy Tongue when they gets butter on it? I licked some butter off the edge of the bin and it was amazing but then my tongue wouldn’t stop licking wherever I went for like ten whole minutes and if I went near the cupboard my tongue was licking the cupboard cos it tasted of butter and when I went past Pig-mummy’s leg my tongue licked that cos it tasted of butter and it was good but my tongue had a life of its own and it was a bit tiring. Hasn’t put me off butter, mind you.
 
Me and Mummy walked to the vilij shop , and Mummy put a fing into the big red boxy monster outside the shop . I fink its a monster cos it has a horrid slit mowf and it eats paper . Mummy says it was a form , becos she wants a gide dog for the blind . Jees Mummy , one def dog and one blind one , you`re going to have your hands full ! Nelly x
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I went on a train too! First time ever! I went on with Mother and a Friend after a walk and lunch in a pub! I got some sossige in the pub and some treets on the roring monster train cos Mother said SIT and I did and she gave me treets and said GoodGirlJoy and the ticket man said was I frendly and Mother said I was very frendly and we went in a darknightimetunnel and I was not scared and Mother says she is very pleesd with me and Happy Birthday Fergus hope you had a reely good day like I did with lots of treets and sossige:cake::happyfeet::clap::cancan:
 
Hi everyone, thank you for your happy birthdays, I’m having a luvly day. Went for sniffy sniffy walk, did some A-B, wots that about?, no :cat::poo:to eat, plenty smells n a good froshus lets play woof at a big dog on a lead across the road....not alloud to play in the road :pull:Then I had Birthday kong (tasted same as usual Kong think I was cheetd). Then I was sooo sleepy I slept on the sofa. Had pilchards on my tea, n now I’m watching ?, hoping sumfink with 4 legs comes on, then I can woof n prance, n be a pest, I like being a pest can’t ‘elp meself, but then I’m still a puppeee, aren’t I? Love Fergus
 
Aw thank you, fluffy Nelly I feel all tickley from your licks, and pretty Lilly. ? Coco I didn’t get Pizza bones, but I’m thinking stuffed crust...have you had stuffed crust pizza bones?....no me neither. Generally I’m not allowed hooman food, Sounds like a thang. Hey cuz Rory, hope you’re looking after your monkey butler, she sounds like crazy fun..anyway I’m on French window duty now, checking out puddy cats n foxes in the garden. Fergus
 
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