Happy Birthday Fergus, are you a bro or cousin I forget? Anyway have a great day xxx
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
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- Location
- Isle of Man
I like it when dogs jump on my head. It's brilliant fun.
Happy birthday Fergus..hope you get pizza bones.
- Coco
Happy birthday Fergus..hope you get pizza bones.
- Coco
Boogie
Moderator
- Location
- Manchester UK
Happy birthday Fergus, May you be showered with treats xx
Tatze
Tatze
- Location
- Isle of Man
Oh good luck Kipper. Our steam trains are rickety and rockety and it did make me feel quite ill when I want for a long ride. Bleughhhh 
- Coco
- Coco
Kipper, there are monsters on trains, don’t do it.
In other important news, does anyone get an attack of Flappy Tongue when they gets butter on it? I licked some butter off the edge of the bin and it was amazing but then my tongue wouldn’t stop licking wherever I went for like ten whole minutes and if I went near the cupboard my tongue was licking the cupboard cos it tasted of butter and when I went past Pig-mummy’s leg my tongue licked that cos it tasted of butter and it was good but my tongue had a life of its own and it was a bit tiring. Hasn’t put me off butter, mind you.
In other important news, does anyone get an attack of Flappy Tongue when they gets butter on it? I licked some butter off the edge of the bin and it was amazing but then my tongue wouldn’t stop licking wherever I went for like ten whole minutes and if I went near the cupboard my tongue was licking the cupboard cos it tasted of butter and when I went past Pig-mummy’s leg my tongue licked that cos it tasted of butter and it was good but my tongue had a life of its own and it was a bit tiring. Hasn’t put me off butter, mind you.
Pig I get that when I have the taste of Butter, Chips or special Brown Cheese. you are right it gets very tiresome after a while. When my tongue is tired, I rest it on Daddy's arm, but after a while it gets really wet there....
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- Isle of Man
Oh WOW! I ate an amazing dump of dog-poo this morning, it was 2 dainty sausage of tasty poo. Divine! I don't care how upset mum was, it was just the best 
I wonder who left it?
- Coco
I wonder who left it?- Coco
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
I got some brillyunt poo yesserday.
I dunno wot anmul it was who left it but they'd bin eetin figs. I love figs. I love poo. Figgy poo is MAZIN!
I shared with Willow cuz I'm not froshus. She had to share wiv me cuz I found it first hahaa!
Squidge
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Me and Mummy walked to the vilij shop , and Mummy put a fing into the big red boxy monster outside the shop . I fink its a monster cos it has a horrid slit mowf and it eats paper . Mummy says it was a form , becos she wants a gide dog for the blind . Jees Mummy , one def dog and one blind one , you`re going to have your hands full ! Nelly x
- Location
- Isle of Man
Wow Jambo! Mighty cool. Mighty Brave.
- Coco
- Coco
Candy
Biscuit Tin Guardian
- Location
- West Yorkshire, UK
I went on a train too! First time ever! I went on with Mother and a Friend after a walk and lunch in a pub! I got some sossige in the pub and some treets on the roring monster train cos Mother said SIT and I did and she gave me treets and said GoodGirlJoy and the ticket man said was I frendly and Mother said I was very frendly and we went in a darknightimetunnel and I was not scared and Mother says she is very pleesd with me and Happy Birthday Fergus hope you had a reely good day like I did with lots of treets and sossige
- Location
- South Manchester England
Hi everyone, thank you for your happy birthdays, I’m having a luvly day. Went for sniffy sniffy walk, did some A-B, wots that about?, no 
to eat, plenty smells n a good froshus lets play woof at a big dog on a lead across the road....not alloud to play in the road 
Then I had Birthday kong (tasted same as usual Kong think I was cheetd). Then I was sooo sleepy I slept on the sofa. Had pilchards on my tea, n now I’m watching ?, hoping sumfink with 4 legs comes on, then I can woof n prance, n be a pest, I like being a pest can’t ‘elp meself, but then I’m still a puppeee, aren’t I? Love Fergus
to eat, plenty smells n a good froshus lets play woof at a big dog on a lead across the road....not alloud to play in the road Then I had Birthday kong (tasted same as usual Kong think I was cheetd). Then I was sooo sleepy I slept on the sofa. Had pilchards on my tea, n now I’m watching ?, hoping sumfink with 4 legs comes on, then I can woof n prance, n be a pest, I like being a pest can’t ‘elp meself, but then I’m still a puppeee, aren’t I? Love Fergus
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
Happy birfday Fergus
Lilly x
Lilly x
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Nelly sends birfday licks Fergus xx
- Location
- South Manchester England
Aw thank you, fluffy Nelly I feel all tickley from your licks, and pretty Lilly. ? Coco I didn’t get Pizza bones, but I’m thinking stuffed crust...have you had stuffed crust pizza bones?....no me neither. Generally I’m not allowed hooman food, Sounds like a thang. Hey cuz Rory, hope you’re looking after your monkey butler, she sounds like crazy fun..anyway I’m on French window duty now, checking out puddy cats n foxes in the garden. Fergus