The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Mother ses it belonged to a fox. I roledandroled in it. Then Mother frew my boll in the water lotsandlots and I did swimmy fetch overandover. Wen we got home Mother sed Poo! Yoo are still a little stinkbom! So we had a bukitofwater in the gardin wiv sum wite stuff and now she ses I am justabout bearable. So I fink that meens I am a bear like yoo Iver! I don't go grrr much thow.
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Maybe you a poo bear?

 

[Lab_adore]

Chewie my fren I've not long bin aloud on the bed at all so I betta not push my luck by tryin to get unda the doona.
Yet.

 

[HAH]

Chewie an Maxx, I’m not lowed on the bed at all, but I’m on it now all stretched out hafin my between-the-eyes stroked. It’s bliiissss.....
*Kipper*

 

[SteffiS]

Mum took me for a reeellly loong sniffy walk yesterdiys and I runned out of wees . Mum said I wos doin fantum wees and laffed, that not nice is it .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Lab_adore]

Chewie an Maxx, I’m not lowed on the bed at all, but I’m on it now all stretched out hafin my between-the-eyes stroked. It’s bliiissss.....
*Kipper*

Hmmmm bit confoosed Kipper fren. If yore not lowed on the bed what choo doin on it?

Here's me, was cozy

 

[HAH]

I don no Maxx, I reely don. But I takes me chances when I can.

 

[Loraseal]

Kipper you is very clevva an wize.

 

[Lab_adore]

I had to go to alien white coat bum man vet today and he hurted me with a jabby thing

He sed I am in good nick cos I'm fortyonepointeight. I didn't nick anything, promise! Not counting the delishus paper towels wen I got home

 

[Granca]

OOh Maxx, hope you didn't get into trouble for the paper towels. Can't blame you, though, after a visit to the bum man. You're very brave.

Wispa x

 

[edzbird]

we bin plaiye-plaiye-plaiyin owte cuz its veri warm an sunni - juss in for a rest an a koowl nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)

 

[Granca]

We hav too, Megan and gess wot, mum hid bits of sossij on the grass. I fownd lots but I think Wispa fownd mor. I wos good tho and stayd neer mum wen she woz doing stuff in the garden cos she had treets in her poket.

Tuppy

 

[kateincornwall]

A lady sed I am a hewo , a real hewo x Me , Mummy an Nelly went to the woods an we fownd a lady she was all wet wiv those fings that come owt of hoomans eyes , she sed her little spaniel dog was lost . Mummy wanted to giv the lady a hug but she cud not do that becorse of a virus or somefink , so she had to stay away from the lady . Then Mummy sed to me Find it Roobin , Find it and so off I did run into the woody bit wiv lots of brambils and stuff , an then an then I did smell somefink an I fownd the little doggy she was stuk in some prickly fings so I did bark and bark an bark like mad . The lady came to where I was and she stamped proper crossly on the prickly fings an lifted the doggy out and then she sed I am a hewo , fancy that eh ?Roobin the doggy finder xxx

 

[Loraseal]

Oh Roobin u is also my big clevva HEWO!
I hope u got sossij as you deserve lots an lots of it.
X

 

[edzbird]

I say, well done Roobin. You definitely ARE a hero. Proper treats for you I think.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wow you are a big hewo Luv, Iver and Rawi XXX

 

[Candy]

Oh Roobin yoo will always be a Hero to me!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[kateincornwall]

Fanks frens , I hav had sum chikin for my tee xxx PEE ESS , Nelly had sum as well x

 

[Granca]

Roobin, you arr so cleva. Yor ower hero too.

Lots of luv, Tuppy x (and Wispa x)

 

[Rosie]

Roobin that is very clever and a big grown-up hero thing to do.
Sometimes I help dad by sniffsniffsniffing to see where his gollfbolz go in the grass. He says I am clever but I think you are cleverer and more herodog than me.
Well done, lad. I'm proper impressed.

Pongo (champion golfbollsnifferdog)