The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Give it a good lick Toffee - the not norty one. It MIGHT help, but even if is doesn't...well it's worth a go.

Did you get Special Treats with you medicine, Windsor Bermuda Pup? You should do, cuz the Treats is what makes the medicine work.

- Coco

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Did you get Special Treats with you medicine, Windsor Bermuda Pup?

I will hav to tell mummy!! She duzzent giv me treetz

Windsa, the Bermooooda pup

 

[SwampDonkey]

Do yous wear shorts Windza?

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Do yous wear shorts Windza?

I donot. Shhhh don’t sujest it to mummy!!

 

[SteffiS]

We went to the BEECH, furst time EVER at Norfulk beech . I did runnin, and chasin, and I buried my ball loads in the sand, AND I POOED IN THE SEA , it wos great!

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[kateincornwall]

Toffee, is it yor birfday tooday ? Roobin x

 

[SteffiS]

Yes! Burfday treat wos BEECH! Best burfday ever

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Candy]

I have nevereverever pood in the See. I fink that mite be norty
I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Candy]

Pee Ess
Got to go to bed agen now. Mother ses I hav kept her up tooooo late.
Can't reely be my folt, I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birfday Toffee TNNO

 

[Lab_adore]

My dad went owt last nite so me an mum wached the big square box. He is still in bed an it's nine firty! Mums been playin lotsa games insted of a walk. Ace fun

 

[MrChew]

The hooman pup was staying at nanis house last night. I'm jelus as I had to stay at home an watch mum an dad eet burgers an they didn't even share.

 

[SteffiS]

I have nevereverever pood in the See. I fink that mite be norty
I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

Mum didn’t say norty she said 'how am I goin to clear that up?' And then whoosh poo wos gone in the big wafes.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[MrChew]

Mum didn’t say norty she said 'how am I goin to clear that up?' And then whoosh poo wos gone in the big wafes.

Toffee - the not norty one

Yoo are very brave going neer big waves Toffee. They are scary. What if you got hit by a wave wile you were pooing?!

 

[edzbird]

Mud says there is a hoze ban from tomorrow. Am devastated.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

hoze ban too daiye but is raiyne jus nowe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SteffiS]

What if you got hit by a wave wile you were pooing?!

Didn’t fink of that, but there wos no wafe then there wos big wafe, Mum said it wos too dangrus for swimmin and I wosnt loud in the sea any more .

Wish it wos my burfday agin today, cos today is borin, Mum is muttring 'dog hair, dog hair' and usin the big sucky up fing. I even had to get out my bed so the big sucky up fing culd get in it. And Dad is dustin, didn’t even no Dad new wot dustin wos. It’s like wen we get vistors but vistors not loud Mum said.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SteffiS]

Guess wot everybodies, I been pooing sand all day , I fink I’m goin to be able to poo mine own BEECH!

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum an Dad are goin' owt. Wifout me. But I heard the word 'bone' an so it will be ok

 

[kateincornwall]

I is eggsited cos I herd Mummy say that after one moor sleep , we is all goin to see Anti Emileeee and Carbon at the beech , an its too long to wate , I feel sik with eggsited stuff , Roobin xxx