The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

So mutsh wetfromthesky todaiye...BUT I fownd Binky in a bag.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Parantlie I'm norty and gone deaf. But but I went for a proper walk wiv ging and I lost my tiny little mind. I couldn't member me name or woo I was wiv I embarrassed myself and bought the family name into disrepute. I fink I'll av a nap.
Iver the nitwit

 

[Candy]

We got lots of wet from the sky too. Mother sed at leest it snot horrid zontal. Then she sed Yet.
I fownd a boll. There wos lots of mud tooooo!

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rawi cum ome he smell funny though.i want him to play but he went sleep. Norty Rawi

 

[edzbird]

Iver, my Sparkle came home yesterday & did smell funny. I thought they went for a walk without me....but I don't think so. Wasn't a nice smell. She usually smells lovely. She did play though.

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

I had a barf and wassn aloud inside so I barked and barked and barked so they new I wassn happy. So Mum brought a mashine that blew warm air and blowed me around. I didn like it at first but then I got LOTS of treets so in the end it was ok. She sed I waz still wet but not as much.

She tole me I could get on my couch with the towel but not the uther one. Well she went to talk to Dad and I preferred the uther one so up i hopped. Oops, not happy Mum. Then I ran to wear she just put the washing on the rack thing and nocked it over and lay on the clothes.

Mum just asked me if I would like to be sold for si-ense 'speriments. Then she poured some strong smelling water ina glass and is now sitting in the corner and rocking. Weirdo

 

[HAH]

Yoo are cleva Maxx. I’m copyin ya by lyin on Curly’s bed an choowin her winta boots. She keeps checkin an I let her inspec them an I jis managed to chomp through a loop at the back I’ve wanted to get for AGES an she looked funny when she inspected it an then sighed an said “yeah, neatenitup” so I’m tekkin the whole loop off now. I’m playin bootmakers/destroyers.
*Kipper*

 

[Rosie]

embarrassed myself and bought the family name into disrepute

Well done Iver, that's what we're here for.

Pongo the Wise.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was much better today I did not run off as much and came back and walked like a good boy when ging used her sticky fings. I saw my friends too and I play loads and den Dexter bummed me cos he's was excited. It was a pretty good day except for the bumming

Ooo oo and I had crispy eggs too

 

[kateincornwall]

Nelly is norty sumtymes , dont she no that the sofa fing is mine ?

 

[Lab_adore]

Ooooh kipper I luv choowin shooze an boots arethebest. I chood dad's boots las yeer an now they keep them locked up ina cubbord. Boo

 

[Loraseal]

Had to train Mama as she had VERY bad recall the uvver nite.
She left the howse to go eat food at my favvie restyront.....wivowt me. It was her buffday and she forgot to ask me to go.
Well I did all my best known recall signs to get her to come back. Wiggly bum, hidey shoes, hidey undies when in shower, chewie noise , play bow, kissy face, chase me wound the table . She was very norty and not one recall
So I shredded the kitchen paper and the paper box and made a nest wiv her hooman fur.
She promissed next time I can go too!
I will try to work on her recall this week.

Woof Hunter - Budding Hooman Trainer

 

[SwampDonkey]

I fink duck weedand pond weed look good on the living room carpet. Wot does everyone else fink?
Iver the misguided

 

[snowbunny]

Iver, I fink you may be rite.
Squidge the Labapotamus

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ooo good there's sum marsh marigolds I can put them on the sofa.

Thank you kind lady squidgy

 

[Lab_adore]

I luv bringin' the big palm frons in an shreddin them. We are the ah-tistic doggos Iver

 

[Candy]

I just does lyin down Veryvery bootifully. My body is my Art.

 

[VanillaBean]

We went out in the big wet got wet and muddy and dirty. it was ace, but then we had a barth wen we came home. Not so good, now we smell all wierd, but mummy says it is nice.., so confused

H

 

[MrChew]

We went to stlennardspark for a play an I had THREE zoomies. Then we left mum at the place where she lifts hevy things an puts them down again. But it started raining an we had to back to the place wif the hevy things an wate inside.

I met a noo fren Ravi an I wuz a goodboi. Apparently he is training mum, but I didn't see any treets. Weird.

 

[SteffiS]

I got a reeellly borin wolk today, I wosn’t aloud no runnin and no ball . But it wos a sniffy wolk and I did find some nice tasti cat poo , so not all bad I spose.

Toffee - the not norty one