Maxxi boy Maxxi boy, you need to do what I do when Daddy is doing DIY. I go an inspect and go right into him, then I climb on him and this then makes hin sit down. Then all I do is sit on hi m and he cant move. And hey presto I am helping him....
The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!
- Thread starter snowbunny
- Start date
- Location
- Buckinghamshire UK
Bear is ill today and couldn't go for a walk for the first time ever!!! Mum is calling the bum man.
Alex has been really play, play, play for the last few days. Mummy says it is because it is cooler now. I can't find his battery or I'd take it out for a while. He has no dognity.
Amber is just Amber. She has no dognity either.
Poppy, Queen of dognity.
Alex has been really play, play, play for the last few days. Mummy says it is because it is cooler now. I can't find his battery or I'd take it out for a while. He has no dognity.
Amber is just Amber. She has no dognity either.
Poppy, Queen of dognity.
I had the sillies this morning I was super prancy and extra bouncy. Ging had her peep peep peep and we were practicing but I wouldn't go away so she couldn't peep peep peep. It made her laugh and I kept just jumping up and licking her ears it makes her squeal. He he he. I'm rubbish at being sensible especially today but I love to see her smile Im doing a good job when she laughs. It's fun I love my work.
Emily_Babbelhund
Mama Red HOT Pepper
- Location
- Regensburg, Germany
Hola Poppy, I hope your Bear gets better, but what's a 'bum man'? I'm going to guess he's like Roberto, my friend at the shelter. He had good cookies, but he sure did like putting his fingers where I didn't really think he should. Oh! That's it! Because I did feel better after he put his fingers there, so maybe that's what Bear needs, too. I will say to you what the Germans say: Drücken die Daumen. That means "Good luck" but literally means "Press the fingers". Which with all the bum man talk, seems to fit.
Tell your Mummy that Alex has no battery switch because he's a Bodeguero. I miss my best friend Paul the Bodeguero but he also had no off switch. Just let Alex chew on your leg like it's a piece of yummy chicken. Sooner or later you get used to it and can sleep through it. If you need any more tips of how to survive a Bodeguero best friend, I am here for you, guapa.
Emily_Babbelhund
Mama Red HOT Pepper
- Location
- Regensburg, Germany
Hola todos!
I saw friend Bob the Australian shepherd today. We couldn't play because his human was having breakfast at a cafe, but we still had a little chat and my foster lady says I was VERY well behaved. Bob's human was with a lady who said how cute I am and that I look just like a real Lab but smaller. Grrr! I am a REAL Lab! My foster lady defended me and said, "He's a real Lab, just travel-sized." That sounded good to me, because I LOVE to travel! Yay - the car! Yay - the new smells!
But then the other lady says, "That's right, he's just the size to fit into your pocket!".
What do you all think? I do not think this was a compliment. Grrr! I think I will ask my friend Fine the Chihuahua to give this 'not a real Lab' lady one of Fine's patented 'stares of death'. Then she will know that real dogs come in ALL sizes!
Oh, I also had a brand new walking game of 'find the treat' - fun, fun, fun! But I will tell that story somewhere else as foster lady says I'm talking too much here and should let all the other dogs get in a word. Foster lady knows a lot about talking too much because she does it ALL the time.
Hasta pronto, guapas y guapos!
I saw friend Bob the Australian shepherd today. We couldn't play because his human was having breakfast at a cafe, but we still had a little chat and my foster lady says I was VERY well behaved. Bob's human was with a lady who said how cute I am and that I look just like a real Lab but smaller. Grrr! I am a REAL Lab! My foster lady defended me and said, "He's a real Lab, just travel-sized." That sounded good to me, because I LOVE to travel! Yay - the car! Yay - the new smells!
But then the other lady says, "That's right, he's just the size to fit into your pocket!".
What do you all think? I do not think this was a compliment. Grrr! I think I will ask my friend Fine the Chihuahua to give this 'not a real Lab' lady one of Fine's patented 'stares of death'. Then she will know that real dogs come in ALL sizes!
Oh, I also had a brand new walking game of 'find the treat' - fun, fun, fun! But I will tell that story somewhere else as foster lady says I'm talking too much here and should let all the other dogs get in a word. Foster lady knows a lot about talking too much because she does it ALL the time.
Hasta pronto, guapas y guapos!
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Oooh Vanilla I had bunny for lunch today! Mum got it from the soopamarket yesterday and chopped it into what she said were “Squidge sized portions” but she got it wrong because they’re nowhere near big enuff!
I’m speshul parrently cuz the others just got chikkin. I love chikkin but bunny is speshul so is better. I saw her rap up the front bit which still had the head on and put that in the cold cold box thing. I wunner when I’ll get that bit, it looks really yummy!
AND becuz I’m speshul, Mum made fish shtoo for dinner because I’m not allowed beef at the moment. That part is very sad but I’m not missing it yet because of bunny and promise of fish shtoo. Mum said everyone gets the shtoo tho and it’s not just for me which I think is unfair becuz I’m speshul and so speshul things should just be for me. We had what she called a “sneak peek” earlier and it is deeeeelishus!
Can’t wait for dinner!
Squidge
I’m speshul parrently cuz the others just got chikkin. I love chikkin but bunny is speshul so is better. I saw her rap up the front bit which still had the head on and put that in the cold cold box thing. I wunner when I’ll get that bit, it looks really yummy!
AND becuz I’m speshul, Mum made fish shtoo for dinner because I’m not allowed beef at the moment. That part is very sad but I’m not missing it yet because of bunny and promise of fish shtoo. Mum said everyone gets the shtoo tho and it’s not just for me which I think is unfair becuz I’m speshul and so speshul things should just be for me. We had what she called a “sneak peek” earlier and it is deeeeelishus!
Can’t wait for dinner!
Squidge
- Location
- Andorra and Spain
Fish shtoo was so very very delishus! So so delishus! Once I had licked my bowl clean I went to see if Ginny had left any like I always do, but Mum was sat guarding as she always does, and, guess what?! GINNY ATE IT ALL!!!! Then she LICKED THE BOWL CLEAN!!!
Mum showed me the bowl once she had finished and I tried to lick more off but I couldn’t find any, so I took it outside to have a chew, but no joos came out so I brought it back in and dropped it by Mum to show her. She didn’t do anythin so I went and got my bowl and dropped it by her feet on the tiles so it really clattered. NUFFIN!! So I sat behind her and did my really squeaky bark to say somefin is dreadfly wrong but still no more shtoo arrived.
Is disaster.
I love fish shtoo.
Squidge
Mum showed me the bowl once she had finished and I tried to lick more off but I couldn’t find any, so I took it outside to have a chew, but no joos came out so I brought it back in and dropped it by Mum to show her. She didn’t do anythin so I went and got my bowl and dropped it by her feet on the tiles so it really clattered. NUFFIN!! So I sat behind her and did my really squeaky bark to say somefin is dreadfly wrong but still no more shtoo arrived.
Is disaster.
I love fish shtoo.
Squidge
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- Location
- Cornwall , UK
I had a yorkshur pudding wiv me tee , fanks Daddy ! He put the yorkshur puddings on his plate , Mummy said he was a greedy pig cos he put three on his plate , so I had one, it was lishus , Nelly x
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Not gud enuf Tuppy , practis harder , pleed like mad , even cry x
- Location
- Cornwall , UK
Ooo Stanley , I luv doovey too ,Nelly x
- Location
- Isle of Man
My mum n dad had Pie for tea......that means one really really good thing - Coco gets pie-crust on his supper AND his breakfast. Mmmmm pie-crust.
- Coco
- Coco
Jacqui-S
Moderator
- Location
- Fife, Scotland
My Mum and Dad had chikkin stongandoff for tee with shrooms.
I didn't get any shrooms.
Sophee hates shrooms so they always haz them when she isn't home fur tee.
I alwayz get bitz of the chikken trimmingz though
Nom Nom
Lilly xx
I didn't get any shrooms.
Sophee hates shrooms so they always haz them when she isn't home fur tee.
I alwayz get bitz of the chikken trimmingz though
Nom Nom
Lilly xx
- Location
- South Manchester England
Coco is pie crust like pizza bones?, Mmm think I like the sound of pie crust...finks I like the sound of pie. I’m badly deprived, no pastry bits have ever passed my lips, I’m starving.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Mum and Dad talked about Vannooahtoo last night. Apperntly they still think they are goin without me. I. don't. think.so
Ging had some cickin and chips tiny portion but she gave me chippies. She felt sick so I helped Im good like that. We're snuggled up watching zombie films I'm trying not too look. I don't like zombies they are a bit chompy.
- Location
- Sydney, Australia
Glad you can snuggle your Ging and make her feel better Rory. It's not nice when the hoomans are sick; they need lots of 'tention and licks
I don know what a zombie is but if they are chompy like a muntie then I don want to see one thankyou very much.
I don know what a zombie is but if they are chompy like a muntie then I don want to see one thankyou very much.
I'm not licking her she tastes funny. There's nother zombie film on now. These ones are chompy but not very quick on their feet. They are rubbish zombies.