The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[HAH]

My hoomans had petesa for tea but I didn get no bones
Ife only had a fruz carut, three kongs, a teeny tiny pizzlestik, a dentastik and a few little hanfuls of kibble all day an I’m very deprived. Oh an sum sossigis. But that don count cos it’s trainin.

Lotsov licks for your Ging, Rory - she’s very kind to share her chips wiv you. She shud give food sharin lessins to orl the hoomans...
*Kipper*

 

[SwampDonkey]

I had a dried fish thing today I like them. Ging made me laugh beardy went all huffy about the new puppy. There has been no discussion blah blah blah. Ging told im she told im ages ago he'd just forgot and it was all sorted now so we were having a pup. He remembered he forgot and gone to bed. I thought now that means we are having a pup.

 

[snowbunny]

I had a dried fish thing today I like them. Ging made me laugh beardy went all huffy about the new puppy. There has been no discussion blah blah blah. Ging told im she told im ages ago he'd just forgot and it was all sorted now so we were having a pup. He remembered he forgot and gone to bed. I thought now that means we are having a pup.

Beardy needs to learn 'is plaice.
When the laydeez put their mind to somthing, they gets it.

Mum: "Aren't Willah and Shaddah wellbaved?"
Dad: "Yurs, loves em!"
Mum: "Good, getting nuvver"
Dad: "K"

Shadow

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum: "Good, getting nuvver"

You gettin' a little bruther or sista Shadow? Or was this wen they got Squidge? Rory is gettin' a pup frend. I'd like a pup so I can steal his stuff but also so we can play togever

 

[VanillaBean]

I had bunny for lunch today

What is lunch Squidge? I remember something like that when I was really young...but not sure...

I like Fish shtoo too. I get that once a week for 2 days, breakfast and dinner. It is deliciousnessinheaven and I smell really good after.

Vanilla

 

[VanillaBean]

Daddy went to work late today so I got a long walk on the beach. I went for a long swim, loads of fetch. Daddy has gone to work now, so I will snooze as now tired after a extra long walk on the beach. It is not even summer yet...

 

[Lab_adore]

I don get lunch anymore neither

 

[VanillaBean]

Maxx, maybe you have to be upsidedown to get lunch forever????

Upsidedown friends please explain...

 

[Lab_adore]

Yeah... we're not upsidedown. See

 

[VanillaBean]

Exactly Maxx, not upside down at all.

 

[snowbunny]

You gettin' a little bruther or sista Shadow? Or was this wen they got Squidge? Rory is gettin' a pup frend. I'd like a pup so I can steal his stuff but also so we can play togever

Nooooo! No more bruvvas and sissas! That was wen Annoying Brown Thing came along.

You don want an Annoying Brown Thing. Annoying Brown Things is annoying.

Shadow

 

[snowbunny]

What is lunch Squidge? I remember something like that when I was really young...but not sure...

Wot?! You don get lunch?! Call PuppyLine! Is aboos!!!
Lunch is my favrut.
Brekfust an dinner is also my favrut.

Squidge

 

[VanillaBean]

Puppyline is engaged all the time...maybe I will ring yookay puppyline if still enaged later

 

[Jen]

I don’t get lunch!

I gets breakfast and dindins and supper and kongs and tweettweets. But no lunch.

I always knew sumfink was missing from my life and now I knows what it is.

Stanley

 

[HAH]

I get 2 lunchis, one early and one late ha ha ha ha. AN brekfast, AN dinner.

Altho acshully, this hasn't happened for a few days now, I only had 2 meels... the hoomans did say I was getin 'lotsov training fodder' the other day an 'mightget chunkee'. Chunkee sounds tasty, I hope it'slike sosigis.

*Kipper*

 

[SteffiS]

You don want an Annoying Brown Thing.

Wish you'd sed that sooner Shadow before I got Annoyin Brown Thing, if I'd nown maybe I culd have stopped gettin Annoyin Brown Thing. And Annoyin Brown Thing gets lunch. Mum thinks I don't no cos she takes me trainin but I do no Mum and it's not fair .

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

I need a new number to Puppy Line.
They advised me that only young pups get lunch, and once you are 6months and older, wait for it 'No more lunch'. Excuse me I said, my upsidedownfriends get lunch. Well they told me that can't be true because that goes against the 'Code of Dog'. I am so confused....so I had Pizza and then went for a walk. Now I am sleeping

 

[snowbunny]

Is NOT troo! Bout to have lunch here now! Wunner what it'll be. Sumthin deelishus, I bet!

PS Was gunna say am not upsidedown but sumtimes I aksidently am.

Squidge

 

[VanillaBean]

I am so confused. I think we need the wisdom of the Pig.

Squidge you are one very lucky girl....I am jealous....

 

[kateincornwall]

I get lunx , Mummy maikes me a sammich , well , no bred but ham or cheese . I was fin wen I came to live here , I fink they have forgottin that I aint fin any moor , Nelly xx