The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

I bin goin for awl my walks with Mum cos Dad's got a sorepaw. He fell over a hole and sed he was dis tracted by me. Awl I was doin was diggin

Mum gives me lots of treets if I walk nicely. This is good becoz I am back on a DIEHIT an starvin

Chewie Mum sed I was born delinkwint. Dunno why. I never rolls in anything eiver. Mum sed I'm too chunky to roll shes meen

 

[snowbunny]

I found a ded wyldboor an rolled in it. Was delishushly stinky. Had to get hozed wen we got home. Totally worth it.

Willow

 

[snowbunny]

I et the wyldboor piggy an was vommy awl nite.

Squidge

 

[VanillaBean]

We saw a bunny this morning, well we always see bunnies, but this morning it was different. We looked at daddy and got a treat then looked at bunny and then back to daddy to look and got another treat. Treats where exceptionally good cause it was roast dinner from last night, like chicken, potatoes veggie sand gravy.....We did not chase bunny...we think something is wrong here....just not sure what yet....

V & H

 

[Sophiedoodle]

@VanillaBean has yous got a pet bunny? I has one. His name is GUS. I lik him and try eet him But mummy says NoNoNoOweo so iz not as fun as I fought it wud be.
Oweo

 

[SwampDonkey]

Something has bitten my Willie. It's all sore itchy and spotty. I don't like it when things bite me especially on the Willie.
Rory

 

[kateincornwall]

I dont understand Nelly , she wont go for warks if it is wet owtside , me I dont cair , no I do not but she is such a princes sumtimes , she wont get owt of the car even , Roobin the confused x

 

[Loraseal]

Rory do you have to goze to Alien Willie lady??

 

[SwampDonkey]

Neer ging and a look at it, it's got a lot better less red. My Willie should be ok parently

 

[Lab_adore]

I get the itchies around my willie area Rory and the hoomans put creem on and makes it betta

We FINALLY went to the park today. Dad is still hobbling due to his sorepaw but there was no wun at the oval so I did RUN RUN RUN
and then RUN RUN RUN
and then RUN RUN RUN
and then Runzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[VanillaBean]

@Sophiedoodle Oweo we do have a pet bunny but all the white bits are out and just the skin is left....but don't think it is like your pet bunny, well don't actually know cause sometimes we have one in our back garden that comes for a visit...

 

[kateincornwall]

Frens , tis eggsiting noos I hav . This day I went to Annas new feeld , it is masif an she had bort a dirti grate big paddlin pool for us all but even betta is that there is somefink called a spring , where water dos magicly apear from the gwound an fill up a big hole and gess who fownd it , yes it was me and it was ace , we all then got filfy , so we had to go in the barf but it was such a wundeful day an now I is redy for a nap , Roobin the water lover x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dis is my nuo freen. I like I'm.

 

[Rosie]

FRENS!!!! I am BACK!!!! Mum has been reallyreallyreally rubbish and she has not let me on the tappy thing for everandever but now Pongo is BACK and I am going to catch up with you all.
But first I am going to lie down again for a bit because it is tooooooo hot and I need to pant. If I look sad enuff Mum might give me another eyeskyoob to crunchcrunchcrunch cold branefreez.

Pongo
The very large and hot.

 

[snowbunny]

PONGO I luvs you. Will you be my boyfren?

Ginny the desprate an in luv wiv awl the boyz.

 

[Loraseal]

Mama sayz I ave to bee senzubull cauz me chinny chin chin is gone all gwey!
I dunna fink zo mama!

 

[chrisc831]

Pongooooooo you’re back we missed yew so much. You gonna tell us awl wot yew bin upto whilst the tappy thing has been owt of bounds? Can you get Pig to get back too? She’s in wayuls too. I love my frens on here but wurry wen they carnt get on tippy thing. I do luv evrywun very much.

 

[edzbird]

we spendz the daiye in the gardin jus playin an chillin.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[edzbird]

PONGO!!! Soz.... just want to play.

- Coco

 

[SteffiS]

I have fownd a noo snacky to eet on my walks - acorns! But everry time I eet one Mum shouts 'POIS MOUSE TOFFEE BOYS, POIS MOUSE'. but there is never a mouse there . I donn no wots goin on, praps the hot wevver has gone to Mums head.

Toffee - the not norty one