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Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
A bad big boy dog jumped on me today and held me down on the grownd. He wos growlin most roodley at me and I wos scared. Mother shouted at his hooman :shock:(Mother never shouts) and she pulled him off me. I ran behind Mother and did a big fierce growl at him. I fink I wos Veryvery scary.
Mother ses I am awlrite and not hurt but I fink I am sufferin from shock and need a little sumfing to keep me strengf up. Sum extra tee perhaps an sum carrots an sum chews an a Kong. We can't hav me waistin away wiv me nerves, can we? After all I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 

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Oh GGJ, you is a BRAYVE girl. Well dun, I hopes you get lotsov treets tohelp recover.
I’ve bin brayve today wiv sum squeekin an whistlin. Feeling tons better now, I’ve got a new teddy called Brayve Bear an I’ve still got my boys.
Chewie I’m really glad your brutha is home an you are keepin an eye on him.
*Kipper*
 
An I wos bein good toooo Cassie, not doin a singul bad fing. Why are sum dogs so nasty? I am awl gentul, I am
I dont no y they is nastee.

Yoo ah gud, I am not allwais, but that day I woz.

Well I am gudderere now I am fore than wot I used twobee. Nwadais I like bed and brekfast andruunaround and find the phezzies chase the hairs and soffa and tea and soffa and sleeps and brekfust and runnaround... this is awl I need and I am quyte gud . :giggl:
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Aw our wee good girl joy. All us boyz in the kennel club forum will get tugetha an protek you from orrible boyz coz we are gentle and kind. Aren’t we chaps? Er duz enywun no how to get the lambies to help? :thelambiesarecoming:
Fankyoo Veryvery much! I fink I wos kwite brave allbymyself thow. Mother ses us girls must lurn to look after ourselves. I like the sound of gentulankind boys thow.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess fankyoo for the Lambies. xxxxxxx
 
Mum sez she is going to change my name with the kennel club to "Phenwick Royal Disgrace." Then you will all have to call me that. So meen.

Just cos I jumped on dazys mum agen an agen. She wuz wavin her arms around an Haz a skweeky voice so I thort she wuz playing.

Mum also sed she understands that I haven't had much attenshun an I have been worried bout Rowan so maybe she wuz joking about the name fing.
 
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