The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Lilly, what a good idea! But Mother neverever brings them home! She has fishy stuff but no chips and no batterstuff and all I get if I'm lucky is a bit of fish skin in me bowl. Cood it be that I am bein crooly mistreeted?Wot is the bone number for the DOG Line pleez? I must tell them that I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[Jacqui-S]

Oh that is sad Joy.......though I LOVE fishskinz
I dunno the telly phone number. Try 111111111 ??
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

I think it's 88888888 (lots of 'ates') heh heh

 

[VanillaBean]

WHAT NO CHIPS. When daddy buys chips and comes home early from this thing called work, I always share them with him. They taste so goooodddd, just thinking about them makes my mouth watery...but if mummy is at home it is a big NONO. She does not agree, so I am might just ring the dog line too...but 11111111 or 8888888 does not work. I will try 999999999....

Maxx you gone to your kennel yet? if not make sure you wind your daddy up really proper given that he mentioned he can't wait for this Kennel to come quickly enough. It is like he is pleased to be rid of you (even if it is only for a short time). But then when you are gone he will be really really sad....Hoomans who can figure them out...

 

[Lab_adore]

Goin' now! All packed and ready to go! Bye friends...eat, lick and wag lots while I'm gone. I'll miss you all......SEEEE YAAAAAA

 

[VanillaBean]

See you Maxx, enjoy your Kennel. Hope have fun. See you soon.

 

[snowbunny]

We gots a MONSTA! Proper MONSTA in our garden! It’s sneeky and not sin it yet but Mum says we gotta be careful because it’s a big scary beest and very grumpy like she gets when she’s tired. Tried to get foto eviduns but the MONSTA killed the camra.
Bit scared but if I see it I’ll try and make friends cuz that’s what Squidges do. Even wiv MONSTAs.

 

[VanillaBean]

Monsta Monsta tell us what it is when you see it. I am sure you can make friends with it and invite it back for dinner. They could have some of your fish stoo....

I thought I saw one yesterday in the sea, but daddy said it was just coulple of rocks that where sticking out...

 

[Granca]

Yes, we need foto eviduns of the MONSTA cos Wispa’s scared of monstas and mum says they’re all in her head and there’s nothing there cos monstas don’t exist. If you have proof I could show mum. Be careful tho, Squidge, don’t let the MONSTA get you.

Tuppy

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

That hooman puppee arrived! She is called Willow Rose like the dog Willow but with fewer leggies and no tail. I wasn’t sure of her at first, I went all still and tense and didn’t want to look at her. Then I decided I really wanted to snozzle her but pig daddy wouldn’t let me so I jumped around and barked at her. Pig mummy said that wasn’t being a good Pig Sister. But then she let me snozzle her tiny bum and her tiny furry head and now I like her. Every time she makes a noise I have to run and snozzle her head but sometimes I still bark because I am too excited. She sleeps in a high bed on wheels when she is downstairs that I can’t get into but I poke my nostrils as close as they will go to sniff her. I don’t sleep in my nest anymore as I have to curl up near the puppee in case she needs snozzling in an emergency. That is being a Good Pig Sister, I think

 

[Aitch]

Oooh! A new pig sister! Lucky you pig!!! I want one but can't find any. Congratulations!

Amber.

 

[Boogie]

Congratulations on your new sista, Pig. I’ve seen two hooman puppees - they grow into things called ‘children’ and they are good fun. Ours are ‘twins’ - that means litter mates.

I’m glad your Mum named her after @snowbunny ’s Willow

Tatze xx

 

[HAH]

How excitin Pig, a new puppy in the house! What does she taste like? Is she squeaky? I wonder how longit will bee before you can teech Willow to play bottom sniffing an face licks? Not long I reckon. Souns like you're a Very Good Pig Sister and you are kind to give up your pig nest to keep her happy wiv snozzling. Big licks an snuffles to you.
* Kipper *

 

[Jacqui-S]

That is kool @Lara_Pigletina. A pritty name.
I bark at puppees too. Parantly thatz not nice thouh. Littel schnozzelz are goood
Hope your Mum is up for sum good walkz soon. I think you will need to learn to dodg the wheely fing!
Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Oh Pig you are so lucky. She'll be squeeking and dropping food around in no time. Xxx

 

[Ashley]

Oh Pig, I have 2 hooman puppy cousins who are litter mates and they sick up their kibble all the time (it’s white) and me and my dog cousin lick it up. Its super easy because with litter mates there is always one just laying there ready to be licked while the hooman mummy is sorting out the other. Hopefully you get another hooman puppy so you can try it.its really yummy.

Quinn

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh wow , a human baby , I luv human babies , they spill milk and then when they get bigger, they drop food all over the floor ! I fink your Mummy will find you a wundeful help , Nelly xxx

 

[edzbird]

Oh Pig, a naked puppy! How exciting. Look out for the old nappies - I think they'll be prize if you can get one and run with it and scoff it down.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

How eggsiting Pig. I also have some person puppies but they are not babies although they still likes to be snozzled, specially the smaller female one. They call Mother Grandma which is not her name. Hope you can play some good games with her.

 

[snowbunny]

I do not trust hooman puppies but I spose this one might be ok because she is a Willow and everyone knows that Willows are the best.

I’m called Willow because when I was little and Mum and Dad were looking after all my brothers and sissers and me, I kept going missing and they would find me under the big willow tree in the gardin.
Did Pig-mummy find your new tiny hooman under a willow tree too?

Willow