The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Rory en Iver...no snow hier.
It is chillie tho en mama sed she wished she had 4 hooman paws cauz of sumfing called black ice.
Did you make yellow sno R&I

 

[Lab_adore]

Wasn't me Maxx. I'm still a smolador.

It's so HOT. I keep breathin loudly in Peeples were apparently.

Yeah Chewie, too hot. Didn't even ask for playtime even wunce today

 

[SwampDonkey]

Rory en Iver...no snow hier.
It is chillie tho en mama sed she wished she had 4 hooman paws cauz of sumfing called black ice.
Did you make yellow sno R&I

I skidded over Chewie even thou I got 4 paws. It hurted loads but I had to be brave
Rory XX

 

[Selina27]

It hurted loads but I had to be brave

Oh rawie yoo are my kind of man

Casseee ooo

 

[edzbird]

I do not bileev it..i yam ownlee on a diye it. Me! teenee Meg(an) Sparkle! No waiye. Me kibbuls bin cut. Mum sez it maikes me poo too much an I aff put mor than enuff bak on after I woz sik lass yeer. So. Wot to do abowte this diye it then?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Colllie)

 

[MrChew]

I do not bileev it..i yam ownlee on a diye it. Me! teenee Meg(an) Sparkle! No waiye. Me kibbuls bin cut. Mum sez it maikes me poo too much an I aff put mor than enuff bak on after I woz sik lass yeer. So. Wot to do abowte this diye it then?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Colllie)

Stare at yor mummy. A lot. An channel yore sadness Meg fren.

The odd skweek won't go stray either.

 

[SwampDonkey]

That's devastating Miss S. Our hearts go out to you.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is bad. She gives my tweets to the naughty birdies in the garden. Bad ging bad they are my tweets. I don't like them naughty birdies or ging. I will starve. I'm going to stare at them birdies and ging.
I'm wastin away Ivers.

 

[snowbunny]

I juss did too moosiv voms in the livin room. Is now vom room. Dad iz owt an so mum had to cleen it awlup but she has a hooj wite fingur an it wunt fit in a gluv so she had to use a bag. An there woz so much vom she had to use the dusspan to scoop it. Woz a grate vom frum eeting loss of man-oor thiss morning. Am prowd.

Squidge

 

[SwampDonkey]

The Rowmans called a vom room a vomitarum, Praps it could be your vomitarum squidy?
Iver of the vanished legion

 

[edzbird]

Kudos, Squidge!

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I ad to see bum lady. I got a bad tummy. I'm ok though just sweepy.im going to age a nap. Rawis Avin a nap too.
Snory Iver

 

[edzbird]

We found OUR field was very muddy today. I don't mind the mud. Meggy-Sparkle-Muck does hurl herself after the ball and skids through the mud on her side. She SO competitive and SO mucky. She doesn't mind mud either. Sometimes she does miss the ball and I can collect it. I just like running really. We tried to do Find the ball too, but we were a bit rubbish...but we did find a different ball...a broken ball. Eventually I did find it, but only cuz mum gave a massive hint...by walking towards it. All fun though. Brought the mud back with us and painted the inside of the house - teehee.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

We got it up the walls Coco. Ging ad to mop the walls. He he he.
I&R XX

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, its been a good week. I hadn't seen ANY frens to play wif for EVA and now I saw best fren spencer a few days ago and today, Mum opened the lid of the car and there waiting was best fren Margot wif her mum! We had seen Margot from a distance a few times wif her dad an he was strugglin' an Mum and Dad were wurried where Margot's mum was. Turns our her mum had a paw restruction - or was it nee sumfin'? Anywaze me and Margot dragged our hoomans to the park and got let off stupid leads and ran and ran and ran. It was ace. Very tired now zzzzzzz

 

[Rosie]

I had SNOW I had SNOW I had SNOW!

It's all gone now though.
Pongo

 

[Rosie]

Here is me in the SNOW. This is a nice picture that mum chose.



And this is another picture of me in the SNOW that dad chose.

 

[Selina27]

Well Frens Ive had a luvly hunting trip out this mornin. For startas it's cold an frosstty an I like that, I like to bash bash bash my pores on the puddells an break the ice an play wiv the ice. Then this mornin we went into the woodswivnotrees, I dont no was hapenned but the big trees hav gone and there are lotsa little wons in plastic toobs. And ravver too much mud for my likin

But frens ther are some big Masheens up their still, an dyoo no wot I found? A GREAT BIG FAT SOSSIDGE ROLL It was by a big Masheen an my Persun did say "Oh Cassseeee I fink the man must hav dropped his lunch, how lucky for yoo!!!". I ett it up quik.

Frens, I fink I've found a Sossije Rowl makin Masheen !! Kan yoo beleeve it?

An then I saw sum dears and I said Hiya would yoo like to play? An then I heard an went runnin back an I got lotsa lotsa chikkin

I was a Good Girl -- I mean, me ? Whoo wund hav thought it ?

And then I rolled in sumfing an now I'm home an in my chair by the Fireinametalbox an the worlds alright wiv me ........

 

[Lab_adore]

Ooooh Casseee, you are so lucky! A sossidge masheen!

I didnt see any frens for ages and ages and now too days in a row I seen fren Margo an Fren Spensa at the park and we played and ran and had an ace time

Pongo fren king of labbydors, that pitcha is a bit meen. I think yoo shood take a pitcha of yore Dad when he goes into the little room

 

[Candy]

Hello my frends everywhere! Tis ME, GGJ and I am BACK! At least I fink I'm back....... I am back, aren't I Mother? ......Oh good! Mother ses YES Joy, yoo are most definitely BACK! A Longlong time ago a Bigbadscareydog ran at me and nockd me over and bit my tummy Veryvery hard so there wos a hole in it. I had not done one singul norty fing so I I doeno why he did it. I had to go to the VET to be made better and I cryed an cryed. Then I cood not go off me leed for Everanever. I cood also not play wiv me frends. It has been a Veryvery sadanlownlee time but today me an Mother went to the More an Auntee Feeowner wos there wiv all her dogs an so I played in the snow wiv Bobby an Annie an Florence an Gary an Maud. Then we saw Dexter an Ava an we all played wiv them an then we saw Freddy an I had a speshul play wiv him an then we went home. There wos no Bidbadscareydogs on the More an it wos all Luvlee an now I am homesafe in me dressin gown and I fink I will sleep until teetime.
It is Veryvery nice to be BACK.
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx