The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Candy]

Cassee, Cassee my frend are yoo there? Jus wonted to tell yoo that I fownd too fezzies today, bofe boys Mother sed an I sniffed em out an then they floo away all up into the sky rightunder me very nose! I fort I wood tell yoo abowt this becos I no yoo are a Nexpert and I am yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

We are very tired. We have been busy making corrugated confetti.

- Coco (& MegSparkleMuck)

 

[MrChew]

I herd a terrible Fing today. Parently I'm not getting any dinna or brekfast! Becos I've been spewing all over the rugs an hav a skwirtybum. Mum sez the grossness is to make up for how lucky I am.

 

[VanillaBean]

How are you lucky when you are getting no dinner?

Hope you are feeling better though

 

[MrChew]

How are you lucky when you are getting no dinner?

Hope you are feeling better though

Whoops, fat paws. I meant luvly not lucky. Not lucky at all ..

 

[Jacqui-S]

I had lunch today.
Bit of kibbul an tomatow sardeene
Yum.
Fink itz coz its ma barkday.
Eleventy yeerz yung today.

Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

Hapi Birfday Lilly fren , I luvs you xxxxxxx
I got wet , I got wet cos now it is aloud for me to get wet , Roobin xxx

 

[Loraseal]

Happie Buffday young Lilly.
Elevtie......well yu must be vewy vewy wize?
Woof Hunter X

 

[chrisc831]

Happy Birfday, wise beautiful eleventy Lillie x

 

[edzbird]

Happy birthday Lily, you Young Bitch you.

- Love Coco

 

[edzbird]

bord cuz mums diggin in the soyul agen so I eets grass an pyooks an she has to stop to see wot I yam dooing. HAha got your atenshun now mum! An me & Coco ar NOT alowd to dig, no we ar not. Hows that then mum?

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[VanillaBean]

Happy Birthday Lilly from down under
Lunch sounds nice saddenees in red sauce

 

[Candy]

I had lunch today.
Bit of kibbul an tomatow sardeene
Yum.
Fink itz coz its ma barkday.
Eleventy yeerz yung today.

Lilly x

Lilly Lilly Lilly! Hello! Smee, GGJ! Happyhappyhappyhappy burfday! I had won tooooo! (Mother ses that wos a little while ago now Joy) but I wos not eleventy, not kwite yet. Hope yoo had a luvlee luvlee day!
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, Sardeens are the Bestest Thingever!

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy burfday Lilly Fren. Yore lunch sounds ace

 

[MrChew]

Happy birfday Lilli! Yoo must be very wyze now.

I am no longer starving. Well, not as much anyway. I got mashed tater and some piggy roll for lunch an dinner. Was dlishus.

 

[edzbird]

Oh ho! We did just get some trout in our bowls. Mum was fiddle-faddling about stripping the tasty stuff off a couple of trout(s) and we tried and tried to help but she refused all offers. Even the drool on her foot. Then she measure it into little bags and did declare "Oh Coco, there is some left over - not enough for a dinner" so she shared it out between me an Sparkle's bowls. Soooooooooo nice.

- Coco

 

[Selina27]

I had a negg on my tee. on top of my tee.

I did like that negg. Twas luvlee.

Cassseee Ooo

 

[Candy]

I fink I had a negg a Longlong time ago wen I wos Allsmall and I had a Veryvery runny bum from eeting bird food. I fink it wos cawled a scrambled negg. It wos deelishus.
I fink I shood get more neggs becos I am
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Natalie]

I ad sevun mebbe ayte neggs yestuday. Then I ad smelly farts all aftuhnuun an squirty bum at midnite, one, free and six o clock. Then nine and twelve and two o clock. I regret nuffin. Bear.

 

[Loraseal]

Bear were de lotz of neggs tastee?
Me hooman bruvva letz me eetz his neggs but itz teeny weeny an me doggie duty to help him wiv hiz brekkie.
Woof Hunter