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Hey Rory, you could chew that off in no time but probly better if u didn.

I killed Marco. I didn mean it. An every time I chewed enough to get some white fluffy stuff out, Mum took it all out and cut bits off marco
that I was just about to get off and swallow. Dad said no more stuffed toys cos im too distructif :hmm:

I jumpted on the bed again today! but Mum took me upstairs because she said Dad has a bit of a cold deadly man-flu an needs his rest so I'm playing with mum an bringin her stuff while she taps away on the pooter. Well every second tap she has to get up and see what I've got my shnozz into RIP Marco.jpg
 
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Hope you getter better Rory. I dont think Blue is your colour, more maybe pink? Anyhow secial licks from down under.

PS: you better get off them meds quick you look like Spaceman....
 
The lady gave me some stuff and I fell asleep. I still feel weird why do the floors and walls move funny? Look what she did to my bloody foot! I'm not sure if that shade of blue is my colour i had fish for my tzzzzzzzz.View attachment 1840
That happened to me once Rory too. Except t’was a purple socky monster that did attack me when I was sleeping at the bum-lady’s house rather than a blue socky-monster. Lookie here for evidence:
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I vowed never to go back to the bum-lady’s house ever again but then GRAVY BONES. Anyway I hope your socky-monster goes away soon. I had to wear a stoopid bag on my foot which meant I couldn’t sneak or weasel properly for a week which was very hard for a Pig to cope with. Love, the Pig x
 

Emily_Babbelhund

Mama Red HOT Pepper
Hola Rory! You look very guapo with your blue boot. I have a nice green one right now that my new bum lady gave me.

Everything is green here in Bavaria so I look just like all the other manly men around here wearing their Lederhosen (that means trousers made out of cows - dios mio! :eek: ). I like cows so I do not wear them, but my boot - like yours - looks very handsome. And people give me so many extra cookies because they think I look pitiful with my boot. Ha! Fooled them!

You need to come to my new bum lady next time, though. She didn't give me anything to make the walls move. Just lots and lots of cookies and pets!
 
Rory you look so sad, so I’m sending you lots of licks, but not on your hurty paw. I had a hurty leg a long time ago and I had to wear two things round my neck cos I kept licking. Your posh blue thing looks much better than having to wear neck things, but don’t be norty and chew it.

Tuppy x
 
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