The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

Just a sleepova Coco?
Or......shhhh....is she gonna be yur sista?
Lilly x

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Coco I think I would also like a Meg to stay. How do I get one? Is she a muddle-dog like me and you and if so what kind of pants does she have? In my experience there are two types of dog in this world, so the question is, Iis she the kind of dog that sneaks and weasels, or the kind that bashes and tramples? You must tell her about this tappy thing so we can say hi to her. Love, the Pig x

 

[Lab_adore]

Ooooh Coco, a reel mystery. Tell us more when you know

Hoomans took the whistle thingy to the park and Dad was blowin' it an running away so of course I chased him! Then he gave me LOADS of treats! But then another doggy came and I just had to run over an say hello

 

[Leanne]

THROW THE BALL!!!!

 

[edzbird]

So far I think she's too stupid to use the tappy thing. We played all yesterday, had a massive sleep on the Hooman bed last night, and now we've had breakfast & resumed our tuggy game. We broke the Kong Tugga, but there's lots of other ropes to play with.

She IS a muddle-dog Pig. Mainly she seems to have Collie pants, which I find quite strange. I'd say she tramples & bashes the most. She never sits still.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Coco , can anibodi get a Meg ?? She sounds like loads of fun xxx I killed a little fing and bwort it in to show Mummy , it was under the big pond . Mummy sed it was a mowse and she was not very greatful to me for giving it to her , so I shant bother any moor , Nelly x

 

[Jen]

Ohh I woke mummy up at 6am with a splodey bum.

Mummy says I’m a good boy for letting her know and not pooping on the floor

But I haven’t had any of her and dads breakfast because she said no until my tummy is better. I gots my own breakfast but still! There’s is better..

Stanley

 

[Leanne]

My bum is still ploding whenever I eat enyfing other than kibble.
Not even allowed my pizzle.
How can they put my pizzle over their carpet?
They should be ahamed

 

[edzbird]

Hello...am I doing this right? My name is Meg(an) and I'm staying with Coco. He's fun. We just dug a hole in the garden. Then we took our muddy paws into the house to make prints. This is an amazing game. The lady was muttering dark things as she shoveled the soil back and we were winding round her legs. Coco said that was the funniest bit, but he also liked eating the soil. We're having a 5 minute snooze just now.

- Meg

 

[Loraseal]

I is sad today! Mama says I ave Monday blues cauz I had a full on weekend! I played with my bestie Max and we went to the beech yesterday. I swam with papa and my little big hooman. Mama says we is all crazee swimmin in the cold see. Kipper they also gave me sausij. I now know why you like it!! YUM!

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Hello...am I doing this right? My name is Meg(an) and I'm staying with Coco. He's fun. We just dug a hole in the garden. Then we took our muddy paws into the house to make prints. This is an amazing game. The lady was muttering dark things as she shoveled the soil back and we were winding round her legs. Coco said that was the funniest bit, but he also liked eating the soil. We're having a 5 minute snooze just now.

- Meg

Hello Meggles. I’m glad you have Coco as a big brother as he is brave and has stripey legs and they are the best sort of legs for digging holes. It sounds like you will have lots of fun. I might post myself to you so I can have fun too. It’s boring round here, I have to resort to stealing the hooman puppee’s hats to get any attention but phessie season has started so I am keeping mummy fit by running off every time I hear a phessie. She seems upset but then I get sardines when I finally come back so it’s a win-win situation really. Love, the Pig x

 

[Hollysdad]

Hello Meg. Mud is a good way to get their attention. When they try to clean your paws grab a toy and keep jumping away form them - it drives them nuts. When they catch you try rolling over. It sometimes gets a tummy tickle.

 

[HAH]

Hellooo helloo Meg! You are verry clever to have lerned the tappy thng so quick, I reckon you're quite the brainbox like The Pig. I doo luff diggin holes like what you an Coco do, paw print paintin is also great fun an a good way to make the hoomans busy. It sounds like you're dooin very well alreddy. Maybes try eetin the hedge, I do that an it's great fun an gets you more treets.

Hunter, I'm sooo pleesed yoov discovered sosijis!!! Tasty, huh? I had sossij today on my walk as Curly took me ona walk wiv cows an sheep an lectricfenzes which I diden mind but Curly did touch and squeeeeeeeeled! She saidit was like being stung-kicked by an elefunt wasp and then kept me veryclose to her leg and fed me sosijis forever. It was ace.
Sleeps now.

* Kipper *

 

[Pepper]

I found a dead fish this morning, and ran away from Mum and Dad and munched all of it! Mum said I’m going to be sick now... I don’t know about that but it tasted good!
Pepper

 

[Pepper]

Hello Meg, Glad you like your new home, Coco is very wise so I’m sure you’ll learn lots and have much fun with him. I love digging holes in the garden, Dad doesn’t think it’s very funny, but I do!!!
Pepper

 

[edzbird]

I had a super morning with my new mate Meggle Sparkle. We did dig a hole. Twice. And I did eat the soil, and we played rough and she did hump me - not sure what I think of that, but mum keeps moving her. She moved me when I did try humping too, People are funny about that. Anyway, I showed her how we bark at nothing, that was good. When mum left for work she made us go in different rooms and I couldn't play. That was rubbish. I'm really really tired now.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

You sound like you've been very busy teaching miss Sparkles how to be a dog that would wear anyone out Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello Meg! I'm Maxx an I live in 'straylia which is far from all you frens. Mum said it's my birthday in three weeks an I'll be 1 an all grown up. She said maybe I'll stop driving nuts or somethin'

 

[HAH]

Hey Maxx, being 1 an all growedup is ACES! You get lotsov extra treets an sosijis and your own Koala called Kenneth an the only fing you have to do to show him hoos boss is chew his earoff! An you kin carryon bein norty as eva too, but the hoomans keep sayin ‘hees gunna calmdown soon, heesova a year’ so everyone’s happy! Lotsto look forward to, my fren.
*Kipper*

 

[Lab_adore]

Thanks Kipper. I had a kangaroo called Kylie and I chewed her up. Then Mum got me another kangaroo and I called her Kylie but I chewed her up too. Then I got Marco the bear just last week but I chewed him up. Dad said no more animals cos I'm too destructiff not fair. I hope I get some sosijis on my birthday cos they are sooo good. We had a barbie yesterday an I had a whole sosij to myself and then some from Grandads plate. An I want some new toys, mine are old and boring pffft