The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

I hav bin in the see todaiye. Juss me an mum. Well she didunt gowe in as sutch...but I did bring the see to her an I shuk an shuk the see over her. She did skweeyle with happi niss. Luv the see. Did swimmi fetch with me dummee. But waiyte - thers mor, AFTER the see we cros the rowde and not get in the car, we then went with my bol in the feeld to "driye off" mum did saiye..but I juss chaiyssed the bol.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)
 
Something is amiss. I had a fab walk with mum, we have Our Time. We saw the sun rise and she did sing to me. Then, the best bit, we went in the field to fetch the ball. I love playing fetch and I love to run, so win-win. But...and here's the thing...when Sparkle Girl came back from her walk SHE DID SMELL OF THE SEA AND SHE WAS WET. Now..I am a big fan of the sea, but I did NOT get a go. No Coco, not today. Now that, my friends, is an injustice.

Mum has since said I MIGHT get a go tomorrow, but she says we make the car wet & messy. What??

- Coco
 
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Something is amiss. I had a fab walk with mum, we have Our Time. We saw the sun rise and she did sing to me. Then, the best bit, we went in the field to fetch the ball. I love playing fetch and I love to run, so win-win. But...and here's the thing...when Sparkle Girl came back from her walk SHE DID SMELL OF THE SEA AND SHE WAS WET. Now..I am a big fan of the sea, but I did NOT get a go. No Coco, not today. Now that, my friends, is an injustice.

Mum has since said I MIGHT get a go tomorrow, but she says we make the car wet & messy. What??

- Coco
Coco it's a skandle! That's wot that is!
R&I
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
The Dog Food Man came today wiv a noo bag of FOOD for me! He is a Veryvery nice man indeed . :heart: :inlove: Today he sed that I wos lookin very slim.
Well, frends, we awl noe wot slim meens doent we?
It meens Too Too Fin! It meens Starvin Hungry !
I have tried tellin Mother this an tellin her that it meens I need More Food but she just ses Nono Joy, it meens yoo are perfik. :saddog:
Yor frend
Starvin Hungry
GGJ xxxxxxx
Pee Ess, if yoo Neverever hear from me agen it will mean that I have starved an faded Allaway.
 
What That Tuppence Creature doesn’t know is that I got some extra banana today and she didn’t. I went to sit with mum very quietly when she had a banana at lunchtime while working on her tappy thing on her desk. She noticed me when she got up to put the skin in the bin, so she kept the last bit and took it into the kitchen. TTC didn’t hear because she was busy snoozing on the sofa, so I got the whole bit all to myself. I didn’t look pathetic, I just stayed near my mum cos I love her.
Wispa, the older and wiser one
 
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