The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Mum sed we need a nark Chewie fren. I haven had a walk even today!

 

[MrChew]

Mum sed we need a nark Chewie fren. I haven had a walk even today!

My dad snuck one in between showers in the morning. Otherwise I've been sleepin most of the day. The hoomans built a noo bed for me in Wowans room too. So thoughtful of them.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Do you like my floofy beard?

 

[kateincornwall]

Oh Iver yu luk veri ansum wiv a beerd . I do lyke a beerd but at the weekend we did av visiters an the man had a beerd an I did not lyke him cos he dont lyke me an anyways , yu luk more ansum than him Iver , yor fren Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

We've all got beards in this Ouse, you should come Roobs we'll can find a beard for you. We all like em.
Iver the mysterious

 

[Selina27]

I bin to tha vets for me injeckshun.
Twas ok but I had to go into That Room again I don't mind ovva rooms but I don't like That Room, were she left me years ago and I came home feeling sick and l cried all nite.
Oh, I remember. So I stood with my nose to the door while she felt me all ova and stuck That thing in me. I did keep wagging my tail cos well you hav too don't you? If you are a Lab you don't stop, but I said if you fink I am stopping here you can fink again , oh yes.
Well I came home just fine and all is good but mabbe just a bit too much on the ribs, I hav to do more running.

Cassee Ooo

 

[SwampDonkey]

We is too ot Casseee. We is goin to bum lady tomorro. Soz about the sharp pointy thing. Hope you are ok
I&R

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin Playgwoop this day an Anna plaid wiv us in the wood cos it is hot an then we all plaid in the pond and maid a grand mess , it was ace , Roobin xx

 

[VanillaBean]

I bin to tha vets for me injeckshun

I was to Cassy and was told that I was fit, healthy, hundsome and have bueteful teeth for my age.
Plenty of treats and I got to go home straight after. Then I snoozer as very tiresoom being me at times

V

 

[Lab_adore]

I went to bum man las week an he sed I had nice teefs too

 

[MrChew]

Sumfin weird is happening in our hows. My hoomans don't take me anywhere but Josh still comes to take me in his car cept he doesn come in the hows. Mum or dad opens the door and I run to him and then the same but backwards when I get home. The hoomans are sniffling a bit but that's nothing new. Mum sez four more days...

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens been to vets again cos I've got a crook leg. He pulled me legs! I was apauled. Then he shoved tablets down me gob and squirted water. But Nurse Caraline gave me a crunchy piggies eer. It was delishus

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am 3!

 

[edzbird]

Is it your birthday Iver? Happy 3-Day.

- Coco

PeeEss - THEY have missed my birthday. And Ms Sparkle's. Again. It's OK, I don't mind. I was 8.

 

[edzbird]

Iver, yoo ar so hansum.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SwampDonkey]

O you are a tease miss.
I dugged a big ole in the garden to celebrate Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birfday Iver fren

Coco fren, juss lettin' you no that the UpsidedownLand Franchise of the Bokx dismantlin' bizzness is doin' well

 

[edzbird]

Excellent work there Maxx.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

I stole a breeosh bun it was yum. Nice try at hiding it under s plate ging. I'm not sorry he he he he.
Rory thief and piglet

 

[Parodius]

Hey frens, anyone no who I need to speak wiv to stop the sun from being on? Mummy says is too hot to play wiv my ballie an she keeps waking me up sooper early for walkies an she nose is MY job to wake evryone in the morning.

Neo (the One)