The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lab_adore]

Dad can fix anythink Lilly so I'm sure he can fix my beech. Fanks

 

[HAH]

Good luk wiv your beech Maxx, dogs shuddent be wivout a beech.
I tuk a selfee ov me playin wiv my ball. I’m eetin it now. It keeps fallin off the sofar but that’s a gud opportunity for me to practice my seal launches. I am verry gud at sliiiidin.
*Kipper*

 

[Hollysdad]

I got wet and muddy on my walk. Brill!

 

[Boogie]

I had a roll in fox perfume - I rolled and rolled and rolled!



Spencer

 

[SteffiS]

My Dad has just fitted a new cat flap upside down - I wouldn't let him near your beech Maxx, you don't want an upside down beech .

Ripple

 

[Leanne]

I went to a squirrel fun park today! It was amazing!! Mummy let me off lead and I ran and ran and ran.... there were so many squirrels as soon as one ran away another one appeared. Mummy was a bit stoopid cos she said she was scared... who would be scared of a squirrel?
When I came back mummy gave me a big fuss and said ‘your an utter shit’ I think that must mean she loves me right? Maybe she was a bit sad I didn’t bring a squirrel back for her?

 

[Leanne]

It wasn’t quite as much fun as the squirrels but I found the biggest stick in the world!

 

[kateincornwall]

I luv Saterdays , cos it means fish and chips , Daddy goes to fech them from something called Loo , its a place I fink ,I hope its not the toylet Loo . They always save me a chip or two , if I am a good girl , Nelly xx

 

[chrisc831]

Ooh Ripple I got my words muddled up, fawt your dad fitted a flat cap upside down...v snazzy.

 

[Hollysdad]

I had a roll in fox perfume - I rolled and rolled and rolled!



Spencer

I havent rolled in fox poo in ages. I must find some tomorrow.

 

[edzbird]

I think little Meg(an) is my new sister for ever. This is quite cool, she can play good. She gets a bit cross about some things but I just ignore that. I'm teaching her to bark and she's catching on really well. She was utter rubbish at school on tuesday. She'll learn. I'm quite exhausted just now.

- Coco

 

[chrisc831]

Oh I would so love a sista from a different mista, or a bruvva from a different muvva, you is sooo lucky coco stripey legs. I is lowenly wiv only hoomans. Meg(an) sounds fabulosa

 

[Candy]

I had a lovely day today. Mother took me on one of my bestest walks and I met my frend Tess. Haven't seen her for AGES becos I was very poorly with Sorejaw and it hurted me to eat things. This is NOT GOOD when you are a Labadore. But here I am, back agen and me and Tess did swimmy fetch and racing and chasing and bringing balls back. Then on our afternoon walk Mother took me to the vet and I got all worried but she just said we'd come to pick up more pills and everyone made a big fuss and said I looked much much better and gave me treets and then Mother bort me 2 new toys! A dinasore and a fox! Toys from the vet!. Then we went home and I had speshal tea and my new toys and we played Find it! for a bit and soon Mother will have her tea and I will have my Kong and here I am back agen. GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[chrisc831]

Aw good girl Joy..... sawooon , my mummy told be bout your poorly mowf, so wery glad youse betta, big fat footed hugs x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Glad you're feeling better

 

[Hollysdad]

Dad took me for a hooj game of swimmy fetch at the dog dip today. there were lots of old peeple walking around the lake. some of them stopped to watch me so i shaked myself all over them to say hello.

 

[Granca]

hen on our afternoon walk Mother took me to the vet and I got all worried but she just said we'd come to pick up more pills and everyone made a big fuss and said I looked much much better and gave me treets and then Mother bort me 2 new toys! A dinasore and a fox! Toys from the vet!

I went to the vet too this afternoon, just for a check-up, but I didn't get any new toys, only a few treats. I'm sure I spotted toys hanging on the wall behind the big desk bit though.

I'm feeling deprived.

Tuppy

 

[Candy]

Tuppy, Mother says to tell you that she gets discount (don't know what that is) on toys from the vet. She ses it mite be becos i'm there so often!

 

[Ashley]

Tuppy,

I get toys by acting something called dep-pressed. I don't know the word, but sigh a lot and make your eyes go big, look down at the ground, then back at the toy. Keep doing it. Do not wag your tail at all. I usually get a toy or my special chews!

Quinn

 

[Lab_adore]

These are all good ideas friends. It's my birfday in 9 sleeps an I reely hope I get lotsa toys an more treets than I can eat. If that is even possible