The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[edzbird]

Me n Meg(an) Sparkle went to school together tonight. We weren't allowed to be near each other but I know she kept looking for me, I could hear mum trying to distract her. She didn't do too bad for a new girl. Don't think she'll ever be as good as me, I'm a proper swot at school.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

Oh Coco! I'm sure you're SO clever at school. When I went Mother wore gloves all the time cos I did biteyhand cos I was allsmall. Now I am big I don't do biteyhand at all and I am quite a nexpert at flyball and everyone ses GoodGirlJoy!

 

[Lab_adore]

I didn go to school cos there wasn't one near here that had the right approach. So I do training every day with Dad and then also with Mum on the wee-end or wen she works from home. Today I ran back to Dad when he blowed the whissle even though I reely wanted to chase some cockies and galahs. I got lots of sossige...mmmmm

 

[Candy]

Sossige.... I like sossige. I hope I dream of sossige tonight.

 

[HAH]

I LOVE SOSSIGIS! I dreemed of sossigis an armydillas, I hope you dreemed ov sossigis Good Girl Joy. I’ve got traynin tonight so I get lotsof sossigis for doin easy fings. It’s aces!
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

I got sossij! I got sossij. Real sossij that my mum bit into pieces wiv her own teefs and stinky sossij that I had to nibble wiv my teefs, but I did nibble mum's thum too.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Loraseal]

GoodGirlJoy I is wiggle happy that you is feelin better. Now u can eat Sossij! Sossij is a new fing for me and I LIKE it YUM! Mama says I cannot eet too much sossij! My fave little big hooman only has halv a day at skool so mama says I can hav sossij cauz he is allowed this thing called pan and cakes for his lunch! He brings his play hooman too who always lets me eet his apple. Today will be ace!
Hunter

 

[Boogie]

I’ve got a sessment today with aunty Emma, Mummy says I’ve to behave as it’s portant, she says aunty Emma is my sooopervisor. I don’t think I want a sessment.

What could be more portant than zoomies and jumping on people??

Spencer

 

[SteffiS]

Halloed everybodies I am Toffee and I am a good boy, my big bruvver Ripple says I am not llowed on the tappy thing til he has tort me all the norty boy things, but I don't wont to be a norty boy .

I am such a good boy that I telled Mum when someone pooed on the floor last night and it .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Candy]

Hello Toffee! It's very nice to know that there is a good boy here. Wot GoodBoyThings do you like doing? I like walks and running and swimming and biteyface. When I was allsmall I liked jumping on big dogs heads but I don't do that now. I also like helping Mother in the kitchen by testing the food for her and I like cuddles and snuggles and tummy rubs. I can be your frend if you like. I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[SteffiS]

Halloed GoodGirlJoy I like doin the trainin with Mum cos I get treats and CHEESES, I luv CHEESES. We go in the car to trainin with lots of puppies and I walks with Mum and she drops the lead and I stay with her for CHEESES.

I like playin wiv my toys and I specilly like my raggie that Dad made me from his jeens. I like cuddles wiv Mum, and Dad does rockin me to sleep - but I's a bit big for rockin now Mum says. But I think I'm still allsmall reelly.

I want to play bitey face with Ripple but he gets all growly and cross and tries to jump on me, so Mum says ENUFF in a big big voice.
I'd like to be your frend, praps we can play bitey face together.

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[snowbunny]

but I's a bit big for rockin now Mum says. But I think I'm still allsmall reelly.

No such thing as bein too big for rockins or sittins on the hoomans. They love it even more when you get a bit less allsmall cuz there's mor of you to cuddle and you can squish them real good.

Squidge

 

[Candy]

Oh Toffee, I also like trainin and getting cheeses. I also sometimes gets sossige and chikin. Mother used to do rockin me to sleep wen I was allsmall but now I am nearly 18 months and that's quite big. I wood LOVELOVELOVE to play biteyface with you and be your frend GoodGirlJoy

 

[kateincornwall]

I`m going to the V.E.T tomorrow , cos I have got somefink called due claws on my back poors , and they need cutting or somefink , I shall scweem , just cos I can , Nelly xx

 

[Lab_adore]

Good luck at the alien butt probing man Nelly. Bitey face is the BEST but I don see so many other doggies these dayz. Yesterday we saw buddy the goldun treiver an we are great mates an we jumped at each other an hugged like hoomans! Then we played bitey face for ages. Was a good walk.

 

[Lab_adore]

It's still rainin' by the way an there are loads of reelly good puddles. Dad sed my beech should come back natchrully but it will take time. I want it back NOW

 

[edzbird]

wot's cheese?

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh Meg(an) cheese is the best after sossig and chickin. I get some when mum or dad make sammiches

 

[Candy]

Meg(an) Sparkle, make them give you cheese. Wait until they get it out, it's often yellow and it smells all cheesy. Then do your best sit with your GoodGirlEyes. You WILL get cheese. Works evry time! I should know, I get loads of cheese cos I am GoodGirlJoy.

 

[Lab_adore]

My beech is back!

I played an played with my new frens.

I have a video that dad took but I need to figure out how to load it