The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

Guys guys guys, look at me legs. I was adducted by brudy aliens and look what the did to me! Me neck too.funny thing is Rory got captured too but they shoved something up his bum. Think shaved legs Is better.

 

[Candy]

Iver, yoo still look Veryvery Hansum
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

Iver, yoo still look Veryvery Hansum
Yor frend
GGJ xxxxxxx

I try GGJ, I try.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I will cone you Rawi.

 

[Lab_adore]

So Mum AND Dad have been cleanin' and cleanin' so methinks sumthing is happening. The only time Dad gets stuck in to howsewerk is if we have........VISITAHS! Then I herd them talking about Dad's sista coming to stay from Noo Zeeland tomorrow. Hooray! I need lots of naps in preparation

 

[Candy]

Ooooh! Maxx! (Wiv too kisses) cleanin AWLWAYS meens Visiters! An Visiters AWLWAYS meens extra fuss an treets an cuddles an games! Luckylucky Yoo!
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[SteffiS]

Mum has been cleanin too and cookin, tho she keeps sayin I’ll be glad when this bloomin gas comes.
My hooman sista and Tom is comin, Ripple luvs Tom . But pparently the wever is goin to be yuk so we cant do awl the best fings, but Ripples says we can ave the riots indoor insted (Mum wont like that Ripples ) .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Go away puparatsy

 

[edzbird]

Had steak for supper last night. Oh wow!

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Had a peess of baikd putatowe for supper last niyte. Woz OK. Think Coco had betta.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[SteffiS]

We just had a practice riots in the bedroom Mum has spent awl mornin cleanin - she did SHOWT REEALLY LOWD. And then Ripples SIKED EVERYWHERE .

Toffee - wasn’t me cos I’m the not norty one.

 

[edzbird]

Oh I don't feel good. Maybe too much steak? Me bum's loose AND I was sick. Have taken to my bed now.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

Today , Anty an my bestie Carbon came for lunsh an I did go crakerdog for a litel wile an them Mummy did giv us all sum beef / then we went for a litel walk but Mummy an Anty were cold , cos it was perishin so that was that , Roobin xxx

 

[edzbird]

owe yess! Aiyte sum luvlee poo on me wark this morrnin. Did stuff me faisse in a howle an fownde poo. Maiye me dog poo - oops! Wel ov corss I munchd it downe an mum sed "MEG! DERTEE GERL" an she wuddnt shut up abowte it.

Enny waiys - fasst forwud an she went owte this after noowne and sowe then the poo I did eeet went straiyte throo an caiyme owte as poo agen - TA DA! In the howsse. OWE NOWE! But mum did not showte this tiyme. Shee caiyme howme an just did cleen it orl up. AN it smelld. OK, shee did gowe on abowte it a bit. No Regrets.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie).

 

[Lab_adore]

Frens, sumtimes momentus things can happen. Yestiday we were walking along an this man was lookin' in the boot of his car. He saw us and said 'can I pat your dog' so of course that meant he wanted me to put my paws on his shoulders and give him a kiss. Right? Mum an Dad sed 'no jumping Maxx' but whatever. Dad didn' let me jump anyhowse as he had the lead but I leept and lurched as best I culd. Anyway, nice man sed 'I have sumthing in the car he might like' and OH MY DOG out came a big bag of treets! He sed 'can he have one' and Dad sed 'sure' and well I got about twenty hundred! Well probibly more like 6 but WOW!

Then he said 'how old is he?' and Mum sed '5' and he was like 'really? 5?'. Mum just looked at her shoes

Best. Walk. Ever

 

[SwampDonkey]

I am deviststed. Some mean girls dissed me when I was out for me walk. I went up to see em did my special Iverlander pose. I mean I'm gorgeous. Take a lookthem girls don't know a lush bloke when they see one. They totally ignored me

 

[Selina27]

Oooh Iver get Ginge to bring yoou ovva hear - I luv a Labboi

Yoo wll need yore runnin shoos tho -- I may bee neerlee a senior dog but I;ve still gotittoflauntit

Luvandfrolcs,

Cassseeee O

 

[kateincornwall]

Hey Frens , I bin at the V.E.T agin , I went in a cage fing an had a needil an they coverd me up an I went to sleep x Yesterday me an Mummy tuk sum choclates , too grate big boxis of them to giv to the V.E.T and nursis an I carid won big box in me mowf an I dint want to let it go, but I had a biscit insted , love Roobin xxx

 

[SwampDonkey]

A munti was singin this morning when we were walking in the woods. It was well strange. I wasn't scared honest
Iver the not as brave as he thought.

 

[Stacia]

I found a Munti in a tree yesterday, I did smell it, then I did find it and chase it, it was loverly fun. Rourke the brave (and NORTY) one.