The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

HAH

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I did go to the beech today for like FIVE minutes jus cos my leg didn work right fora bit, but itsall finean evrifin, altho the hoomans keep lookin at me squizzling-eyed when I’m walkin, s’reely weerd. An my fren Jambo came over tonight an we played an played. He’s ace. This is us bein Good Boys.
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Lab_adore

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I got itchy ears. An I don like it. Went to the vet today and was SO HAPPY to see nurse Car-oh-lin. But then HE...the bum probing ear prodding alien white coat wearing peering with instruments man came out an took me into the inner sanchtuary an stuck his big thing in my ear then poured stuff in my ear AND TOLD ME I NEED TO LOSE A FEW KEELOS. well. Not a good day frens.
 
Oh Stanley, mini hoomans a pretty cool! When they're really little, you have to wait for the burp noise and then come running to pick up the warm milk. It's deeee-lishus!

I still come running when my Nathan burps but he doesn't seem to give me warm milk anymore.

But he does play with me now and he gives me some of his dinner.

Yep, mini hoomans are pretty good, you'll like yours.
 
I did run off and went to find some uvver doggies. One minit I was playing wiv my Mum an eating cheezes and the next minit I was running and running. I dun know how it happened, maybe Indie Pindie got in my hed. I had a lovely run and then ages later I heard Mum shouting and I came back but she sed it was THIRTYMINITS because she had to take the gurls back home before tryin to find me cuz I wasn't where she thought I might be and Ginny cuddnt run like the others so they had to go back and then she came out and she had to RUN and she doesn't like RUNNIN especially when shes not dressed for RUNNIN and she RAN TWOKILLOMEETERS to find me an then she found me and I was happy to see her becoz cheezes.
She was a bit quiet on the way home. I think she was just puffed from all the RUNNIN. She needs to do more, runnin is the best!

Shadow
 
Fings are afut ! Yesterday we went for a long drive and went to a howse wiv lots of dogs , three big ones and five baby ones . Mummy and Daddy were cuddling a baby one, he was blac and little and then, horror of horros, Mummy sed that he was going to live with us ! I was alowd to sniff him , he is alwite I spose , but he aint sharing all my toys , just the busted fings , Nelly xx
 

HAH

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Hey Nelly, I reckin it'll be aces fun havin a little bruvva becoz you kin eet orl their food, and play wiv their toyses an there'll be loads of new stuf you kin play wiv an chew! An if you practice sadeyes and preten you're getin ignored, you'll get LOADS of extra treets and fussing! Parently I'm gettin 'abitchunkee'. Sounds tasty, YUM!

Shadow, your wark sounds loadsov fun! I fink I'm gunna hava go at warkin mysel like you. My Curly dun like runnin so much but she keeps sayin she needs to go runnin and I fink it wud be VERY good for her to do lots more...
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Mummy says now I’m going to be a big bruvva I have to stop this behaviour and be a goodboy.

I think I’ll have more fun teaching the bald puppee the real ways of the world. It needs me!

Stanley
Stanlee, bald puppees are boring. They don’t even taste that nice when you lick them because pig-mummy doesn’t let me lick the milky end. Here’s me with mine, she just lies there and grows more chins mostly. She already has three.
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