The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

How do you do silent sicks Rory? I want to learn - hehe

- Coco

Choose your carpet carefully, but positioning is everything. Wait till ging turns her back. Then chuck it out like a ninja mate.

 

[VanillaBean]

Parrantely daddy is away for 12 days, mummy said something about 12days of xmas. I dont care about that, I just want my daddy back. He had to go to the yoo-kay, if you see him can you send him packing straight away. Or even better I heard he has to go through some control, maybe they won't allow him through???
I love my mummy but it is not the same... miss him...

Rory did you eat what I ate last week??? I was super sick

 

[SwampDonkey]

No I just get the sick ups sometimes,. I have a sensitive tummy, but it means I get fishy breakfast yum

 

[Naya]

My dad has gone away too @VanillaBean , but mines only gone til Fursday, but he goes again next week for 4 days too. I love my dad and miss him, but I’m a mummy’s girl so glad she’s home wiv me.
Mum sed Oli who walks me is leaving.......how can he leve me? I’m always good for him. I’m really sad and mum ses we have to find a new walker for me. I want OLI

 

[Lab_adore]

Awww Harley sorry your Dad had gone away an your OLI too

 

[SteffiS]

My Dad's away allllll the time, but Mum does sooper stuff so I don't mind. And Toffee's a mummy's boy , he was goin to be Daddy's boy cos Dad did lots of rockin and things , but then Dad went away loads and Toffee disided to be mummy's 'best' boy.

Ripple

 

[VanillaBean]

Sorry your dads gone away too Harley, but glad your dad is back Fursday.
I have a friend called Olie too, he is a Golden Retriever so think different than your Olie.
We play together on the beach all the time.

Ripple sorry yours is away all the time.

See I am a Daddys girl, so I am not very happy. Love mummy, but she is notvthat much fun...

 

[kateincornwall]

My Mummy and Daddy are here all the tyme cos they are retyad . Shame weely cos they mite preciate me a bit moor if they went away , Nelly xx

 

[snowbunny]

Our Daddy iz away awl the tyme at the momunt too. We luvs Mum the most but she has to work lots and lots on the tappy thing an its better wen Daddy iz heer too cuz we get moor tenshun.

 

[Jen]

My mummy AND daddy went away last week. Was rubbish I stayd wiv Nanna and Grandad but I chased the cat and gots told off. If she would just play wiv me then we wouldn’t hav a problem.

It’s better when mummy and daddy are here.

Stanley

 

[Jacqui-S]

My dad goes away fur lotz of weekendz but it meenz I get hiz syde of the bed

Today I tooo hav been sik
I'm a bit wurreed as mum sed sumfing about no tee fur Lilly tonite

Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wot!

 

[Candy]

I have got a noo frend. His name is Jax and he's NORMOUSE. He is parently a Dobey-man. I wos scared cos he wos so normouse but he wos gentel and kind and we played racingdandchasing throo the woods and it wos normouse fun! Then Mother gave us sossige for sitting nicely to have our leeds on and Jax GAVE ME HIS SOSSIGE! He took it in his mouf then PUT IT DOWN IN FRUNT OF ME!!!!! I snaffled it qickly befor he changed his mind. Fink I luv Jax. Fink he must luv me mor than sossige. Must be becos I am GoodGirlJoy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Pee Ess Hope yoo ar better soon Lilly and hope yoo get tee. xxxxxxxxxx

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hope yoo ar better soon Lilly and hope yoo get tee.

Mum made me sum scrambly eggy.
Then I waz sik again.
Not been given the eggy yet......

Lilly x

 

[Naya]

Mum made me sum scrambly eggy.
Then I waz sik again.
Not been given the eggy yet......

Lilly x

Hope you feel better soon Lily

 

[kateincornwall]

Pleese get beter soon Lilly , eet that eggy it will du you good xxx Nelly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Lotsa sik going on, must be cos santa paws is comin' soon. Hope you feel better soon Lilly

I need a frend like your Jax GGJ cos I'm starvin'.

 

[snowbunny]

Jax did wotnow? He muss not be rite in the hed.

Shadow The Sausage Snarfler

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've got a new girl friend,. She's all smol n that and a bit scruffy. She likes it if I wee on her she's a bit weird. Still it takes all sorts. She follows me about and lies on the floor and won't move if she feels shes walked too far. She's called Mini. She's in love with me which is ok but I like Poppy better Im just fickle and a bit of a tease.

 

[edzbird]

my bum's watery

- Meg(an) Sparkle