The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SwampDonkey]

That is a norty fence gets Pongo to bark at it Megan.

 

[snowbunny]

I got bit by a fens wen I was a puppy, too! I squealed and kept squealing and Mum was really sad.
Willow

 

[SwampDonkey]

Them fenzes is bad we don't ave ere,. I glad sorry it hurt you all. Ging says all we have to worry about is Willie's? I don't know anyone called Willie.

 

[SteffiS]

This is me last week, we went to look at the duks and they went QWACK at me and I wosn't scared. Wen I wos smoll and they went QWACK I runned away, but I'm a big boy now .



Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You are so brave toffee x

 

[Emily]

I am "Ella the gardener"

Mum had to dig the weeds out so I helped by dig dig digging with her! Then it kept making me 'cited and my bum kept run run running faster than my front legs could go. I like gardening.

 

[Lab_adore]

Those fences that bite sound very scary, glad we don't have them here either Rory.

I peeked over Mum's shoulder Ella an saw you with your small hooman. It looked like you were having a fun time

I went for a big swim in the river an it was nice

 

[VanillaBean]

We had a bunny in our garden today. It ate my fruit of the tree, well maybe it is my hoomand but I always have a taste first.
I chased it, but it was faster than me....next time just wait.
I like gardening Ella it is so much fun helping them...
Maxx I love swimming to but not been for a while as mummy says the sea is not clean because of the rain runoff. I dont understand what she means so I bark at her to allow me to go swimming but not working

Toffee did you get to take some home. They would look good at home...

Ponho that sounds scary that fence. I hope I never see one here, because then I will bark at it too..

 

[edzbird]

I love chasin bunny rabbits but I have not managed to catch one. Yet. They run into hedges which is considered safe so I don't go in after them. Mum gets cross if I chase an she tries to alert them before I do see them. Spoilsport.

- Coco

 

[SteffiS]

Toffee did you get to take some home. They would look good at home...

Ripple said I could have brought one home for his dinners bowl. I don't think there's enuff room for a duk to swim in his dinners bowl .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Loraseal]

I went to the woods today and it had white cold stuff everywhere. Mama sayz it is called sno but will be gon soon. I luv sno. No scary fenz to be seen Wat is a bunny? Woof Hunter

 

[Anne123]

I like the woods very mutch...We go every weekend! Have you seen deer? That is a big hery beast muuuuch larger then bunny with floppie ears

 

[snowbunny]

I went to the town the morning of yesterday. This was veeeery interesting for me, because eet eez not often I go into the town. People were smiling at me, which ees understandable, because I am muy guapa with my marvellous ears. Then I went into the office of the kind lady with all the drawings on her arms, although eet was a cold day and so her arm-drawings were covered up. Mama says they are called "tat twos" and that the kind lady ees very funky for a vet lady. The nice reception lady fed me lots of biscuits although I have to say, I prefer Mama's home-made biscuits of chicken and so I did spit out some of the nice reception lady's biscuits.
But, madre mia, when I went in to the office of the kind lady with the drawings on her arms, I was in for a shock - she put something somewhere where things shouldn't go IN, only OUT! I did not like that, not one leetle bit!

Juniper the Violated

 

[HAH]

Oh nooo, Juniper The Violated- that sounds very ruff indeede. I hope that’s the last you’ll see of the painted hooman if that’s how she says hello

I did go to traynin this morning but I wasn’t reely in ther mood. Didn even fancy kibble or beef or sossigis to be honest, I meen I tried but I weren’t reely enjoyin it becos it was all noisy with the wet frum above an the bed that Curly kep tellin me to sit on smelt funny. An I needed a poo an she didn notice for ayges. But I hada grate walk with Beardy-wiv-no-beard laters, an now I’m snoozin on my sofar. Zzz...zzz...zzzzz....
*Kipper*

 

[Hollysdad]

Mum and dad just had peeeeza and i got some crunchy crust. It was yummy.

Holly

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging was slow today I had to take care of her . It was hard for to reach her she was far away. She smiled at me a lot and she was not fast she smelt funny and sweaty. She smiled when the played and said I was a good boy. She slept loads and beard kept a close eye on her like me. I kept steady behaved perfectly and listened. She doesn't always say but I know what she wants me to do. I made her stay with me.

 

[Rosie]

Ging was slow today I had to take care of her . It was hard for to reach her she was far away. She smiled at me a lot and she was not fast she smelt funny and sweaty. She smiled when the played and said I was a good boy. She slept loads and beard kept a close eye on her like me. I kept steady behaved perfectly and listened. She doesn't always say but I know what she wants me to do. I made her stay with me.

Rory you is a GOOD Labrador. I want to be like you. You are my hero.
Pongo
PS I'm sending my very best drool up to your Ging. Hope it helps. It usually gets my mum moving.

 

[Lab_adore]

I got a bit bored in the night so chewed one corner each of the mats in Mum and Dads bedroom. Dad wasn pleased cos they just paid lotz of kibble money to have them made. He just don't appreciate my artistic flair. He sed lots of bad words an Mum just looked sad. I don like makin' mum sad

 

[Jen]

Mummy has 5 days at that rubbish work place and then she has 11 whole days off with meeeee!

She said we’re going to have lots of special walks and cuddles and treats because this is our last Christmas before the bald puppee arrives!

Stanley

 

[Stacia]

Juniper, you must be a princess, cos the bum lady stuck something up my bum yesterday and I just stood there not even noticing, or at least pretending not to notice. Rourke x