The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

My mum is a bit strange this evening. I thought we were going for a walk but we only went out for a few minutes. Don't get me wrong, I liked sniffing the trees to catch up on the neighbourhood gossip but it was all over too quickly.

Then, I've been staring and staring at her but she seems to think that chickeny, ricey snack was my whole dinner!
 
I think I been norty.
They were being really slow about getting up to go for my afternoon walkies cos they were doing sillywork so I went off on my own, and I met this nice dog and his hoomans so I took them along my normal walkies and I could hear dad whistling and mum shouting but the dog and his hoomans were really nice and then mum and dad came along and I went back with them but dad is all growly and mum doesn't want to talk to me.
She says I'm in the doghouse.
I'm just staying out of everyone's way until they forget all about it.
Pongo
 
Sounds like you had a good day Pongo, despite your mum n dad doing sillywork. When I'm norty (not that I am!) my dad won't speak to me. He won't stroke me or even look at me!

- Coco
 
This big fat ugly dog tried to bum me on my walk. Ging grabbed him and told him and his dic head owner off. He always gets me hes nasty he chased me into a river when I was tiny and scared me. His owner bricks it when he sees ging he knows he's going to get a bollocking but strangely he knows his dog is a tool but he never has the sense to put on its lead. Ging said we are at the mercy of a holes who can't learn.
 
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