The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Toffee has picked the heds off Mum's croakuses, and her snodrops AND her panzies . Gues who isn’t not norty any more .

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

That's so norty

 

[HAH]

I was doin gardin help with Curly an allov a suddin I was tekkin to the bum lady who priked my neck an I was sik an sik an sik and then it was over but noooo I was sik an sik some more. It was rubbish, but I’ve had sum luffly meaty fud since, although it was all blak. A strange day.
*Kipper*

 

[Pepper]

These hoomans are weird, I dug a hooge hole in the lawn the other day and Dad called me a night mare! I fought mares were horses!

 

[Jacqui-S]

I WAS NOT taken into the dog foodz shop after ma walk. The Orribo princezzy fluffy ball ding WAS! Not fare.
Sophie sed or waz coz I stunked. PFFT!
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

We got goodies on top of our proper breakfast, we got spare buttery carrot, we got spare potato an we did got spare chickin bits. Yumm.

- Coco

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging is not apply, she says that effin triumph is for the boot it's a useless pile. Effin thing will not go brumm brummm.

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've been practicing going brumm bruummm just in case you never know

 

[Jen]

Mummy has taken my neck fing off.

She says I look ownerless. I hope it doesn’t mean I’m going to be ownerless.

Nanna will take me in I fink. She loves me and brings me toys and treats and chikkin and says shhhh don’t tell your mummy.

Stanley

 

[VanillaBean]

we had a visitor yesterday. He was so annoying, complete boofhead and would not leave us alone. He tried to hump me and tried it on my sista, had to tell him off. he knocked the drinks off the table which made a real mess.
Then he had the cheek to wee in the house, not once but twice, twice...
I was glad when he went, peace was restored. Parrantly we are meeting him again soon but on the beach...

Vanilla

 

[SwampDonkey]

Wot a orrid boy you will need to teach I'm manners Miss V. I wouldn't wee in your house XXX

 

[Lab_adore]

Me either Vanilla. What a bogan

 

[Granca]

Mum went out for a walk wivout us yestaday. She took a weelie thing with the new mini hooman i it, but she left us at home. We had a nice play in the garden with his daddy later., tho.

Gess what, Rory, our new mini hooman is called Rory too! He’s not a lab...

Tuppy

 

[HAH]

‘Nilla, I might wee in your house but only if I absolutely had to.
*Kipper*

 

[Jacqui-S]

It'z a boy fing.
Wee ing in houzez.
Oh and puppeez.
I wuddnt pee on yure houze eever.
Lilly x

 

[Jen]

I’m a boy and I never ever wee in the house.

I’m good boy

Stanley

 

[snowbunny]

I puked agen this mornin. Then I et it.

 

[Atemas]

Mumsie has shut us in the utility! She said the carpet cleaning man doesn’t like dogs - whaaat!?! How could anybody not like us?

Sky and Red

P.S. she has given us kongs

 

[SwampDonkey]

Save me! save me!I've been eaten by a giant tartan clam.

 

[Lab_adore]

Rory Rory you okay? You vanished into the tartan Monsta!!