The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

I fink this sounds a bit like wot happens wiv me an my boll

GGJ I know lots about hoomans and the boll fing. You have to get them to have two bolls, then they frow the ovvver one to get the first one bak . Then yous can have lots of fun at the end of the wolk and not give eivver boll bak. I am also pracktising very hard to make my mowth big enuff to hold both the bolls togevver, then praps I will get three bolls .
But sumtimes I chew my boll a bit too hard and then it gets an ole in it - but then Mum does tapping thing and a man brings a noo one to the door .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[snowbunny]

Toffee, young lad, you keep practicing with the mouff and bolls. My mouff is big enuff for two bolls and sometimes even three. I can also hold seven pynecowns or two big gundoggy dummies.

Shadow and Squidge is rubbish cuz they can only manage one boll each.

Willow

 

[SwampDonkey]

You are a very fine lady Willow,. I'm sure you can do anything

 

[snowbunny]

I yam invinssible, Roary an everso brayve an clevah. I no cuz my Mum always tells me so.

Willow

 

[kateincornwall]

Every mawning , Mummy feeds the fishies , they hav these little flowty sticks and goble them up . So I wayt , wayt until Mummy has gone bak to the hous and then I put me head under the netty cova and I eet the sticky fings too , then Mummy caches me and tells me to stop it , spoyal sport , Roobin x

 

[snowbunny]

Mum's mekkin our food. Smells deelishus! She did the veggies furst, then the meaties and now the fishies. But she did forget about the livur and now it's

Shadow

 

[Jen]

It’s nice to have mummy home and that but she’s disturbing my routine.

I don’t get anywhere near as much sleep.

And she keeps cleaning and tidying my fings.

And today she’s been screeching at me.. she said it was singing but I’m not convinced.

She can go back to work now. I prefer daddy, he sits on the couch and just shares snacks.

Stanley

 

[SwampDonkey]

I like ging at home I get fishy skins and cuddles.

 

[Lab_adore]

I gotted a new name tag cos I lost my other one. Actually mum got me three cos I have two collars an my 'arness. This is my favourite; it says 'best mate' cos me an mum an Dad are best mates

 

[Loraseal]

Maxx you is lookin very good!

 

[Lab_adore]

Awwww....thanks Hunter. I've been on this bluddy diet forever but 'parrently I am going to feel better when I am not so heavy. But all I feel is very very hungry!!

I am very sleepy in that photo cos we went to the beech this morning and we walked and ran and swimmed an....an....zzzzzzzzzz

 

[HAH]

I finks you look very cool too Maxx. Iyam also hungry becos it’s mornin an I’ve bin not eetin all night.
*Kipper*

 

[Jen]

That’s a nice tag, Maxx!

Mummy got told off from daddy because my tag is a bone and it says my name on it. And on the back it says “I’m lost and my mam is very worried. Please call ...”.

Daddy says it’s not supposed to say that but mummy says it’s cute and will hopefully let people know how loved I am so they don’t steal me.

Stanley

 

[Rosie]

Yeah, Stanley, someone told my mum she shouldn't put my name on my tag because if a hooman knows my name I'm more likely to go with them. Well that's silly, if they have a biscuit what difference does it make?

 

[Emily]

I went for a big walk today and rolled is some reely nice fox poo. Then, mum and dad forgot where the poo was when we were on our way back to the car so I got to roll in it again. It smelled so good and I got it on my harniss

 

[SteffiS]

We played reck the joint and tuggie while Mum made hot cross buns.



Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Jacqui-S]

I rolled in bird poop in the woodz.
Dont fink mum haz notisd yet he he.
Lilly x

 

[Lab_adore]

Dad's havin' a sleep in so I keep going to the top of the stairs and crying so Mum comes and plays with me to keep me quiet. It gets her off the stoopid tappy thing anywaze.

I bet you smell yummy Lilly an I hope you don't have to have a barf.

Mum put my warm blankie on my bed last night cos it is starting to get a bit cold at night. Her sheepskin slippers have come out of the cupboard and I'm eyeing them off. Dad took his out then remembered that I chewed them last time and he huffed at me and put them back. Mum said to chuck em if he isn't going to ware them an I woofed to give them to me but he didn'.

 

[HAH]

Hey frens! I jis wukked out sumfink majik!! If you follow your hooman around and stand on fings with your front paws and (key bit) smile at them, you get treets! They say fings like ‘ohkippa I dinaskootoo but lookatthatfayce’. It’s majik!
*Kipper*

 

[snowbunny]

I does that too Kippa! It always makes mum laff an I normly get a nom.
Squidge