The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

I had an xtra brekkfast today , I found barbecues on my walk and Ripple didn’t get none . Mum wos screechin cuked bones, cuked bones and then I had to leeve it . AND THEN me and Ripple had to sit nice wile Mum picked the rest up and PUT IT IN THE BIN , wot a waste .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[edzbird]

That IS a waste, Toffee (?the not norty one). It's the sort of thing my mum would do. I often wonder if she goes back for them herself....

- Coco

 

[SteffiS]

Oh Coco you is really wise, I will wotch Mum and see if she sneeks out .

Toffee - the not norty one (well most of the time )

 

[kateincornwall]

I can go in the big gardin all the tyme now, cos that sily fense fing has gone , cos I just lept over it ! So far today I have dug a mssif hole and eaten some fishir food out of the pond, its grate , Roobin x

 

[SteffiS]

Ripple did find a tin of cake , but pparently he can't read very well as it turned out to be a tin of coke, and we wosn't loud that eiver .

Toffee - the not norty one.

 

[Pepper]

Dad has just started to set fire to stuff on the BBQ and when he turned round I nicked a sausage off the table and ran away with it!

He said Pepper it’s not even cooked yet but I don’t care! I mean why wait for it to be cooked, it tasted yummy!

Pepper

 

[Loraseal]

This is my silly face cauz I went to the BEECH!

 

[Aitch]

We are all very tired today coz we had extra walks yesterday. Alex is so tired that he hasn't eaten his lunch yet! How does that werk? I offered to eat it for him but 'parently I'm not allowed.

Amber.

 

[Candy]

Mother has put my downstairs bed an my blankies an my toys in the wooshing machine. Now they are hangin up. Not sure abowt this.

 

[Candy]

Ah, that's better now!

 

[Lab_adore]

I went to th gog prk an payed bity face wif a nise gog an wun of us bit by tung and it bleeded.

 

[edzbird]

Ouchies!

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I had the bestest day , cos we had a barbeque , an the famillee came and it was ace , I got a bit too eggsited and had to be put in the kichin for a fwoo minites to carm down , but it was still ace , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

Roobin we's avin a barbycew parrantly but I don't nowe whot it is...Coco sais its relly gud an we will get exstra fud. I waiyt an see. Meentime gotto play bol in gardin whith Coco n dad.

- Meg(an) Sparkle.

 

[SteffiS]

Mum showted at me cos I weed on the floor again wen I got eggcited playing with Ripple. It wos a reallly big wee and went everywheres.
Mum is sorry she showted, so I gived her the kisses, now she is even more sorry and has wet things on her face - Mums is funny things.

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[Jen]

Yes you have to make them feels bad when they showt. I sit in my bed and do my best goodboy face and mummy always cries and I get extra treats.

Stanley

 

[HAH]

My Curly did showt on the beech this morning, then she went red and got a wet fayce too! I was everso good at jumpin in the waves then I sawa Spaneel an I jus HAD to say hello but he was a long long wayaway so I ran very far. Then when Curly cortup I jus HAD to say helllo to anuther Spaneel also a long long wayaway an then I was on the leed an I pullpullpulled an Curly said ‘OWMYBAK’ and then wen red an squeaked an sniffed an was very slow an borin an made us sit an watch the other dogs.
*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

I got moor eggsited today cos my frend Carbon came with Emilleeee , and I was wylde , weely wylde and ran round and round . Then we went to the forist for a walk and I was still wylde . I don't know what wylde meens but Mummy says that's wat I am , life is just eggsiting , Roobin xxx

 

[Jen]

I’ve been really naughty today!

I’ve been barking through the fence and I got some white powder off the work top and spread it alllll over the kitchen.

Then I ripped up some money. Then I barked some more.

I can tell mummy & daddy are getting stressed so I should stop. But I don’t think I will.

Mummy said I’m lucky it’s a bank holiday and dogs trust isn’t open.

Stanley

 

[SwampDonkey]

Dogs trust sounds better than the research labs Stanley that's were I'm going.