The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Natalie

Natalie

Awww Stanley you are probably still all excited about the bald puppeee arriving. And I don't see the point of money, it's just paper, isn't it? Not like food and treats and toys and beds and sossige which actually is worth something. Paper is just meant for ripping up, so you were helping to recycle
Monty xx
 
Leanne

Leanne

Sniffer Dog
Location
Shropshire, UK
Jen said:
I’ve been really naughty today!

I’ve been barking through the fence and I got some white powder off the work top and spread it alllll over the kitchen.

Then I ripped up some money. Then I barked some more.

I can tell mummy & daddy are getting stressed so I should stop. But I don’t think I will.

Mummy said I’m lucky it’s a bank holiday and dogs trust isn’t open.

Stanley
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Hey I did lots of barking today too! Do you fink they no we is taking over? 😈
 
MrChew

MrChew

SteffiS said:
Mum showted at me cos I weed on the floor again wen I got eggcited playing with Ripple. It wos a reallly big wee and went everywheres.
Mum is sorry she showted, so I gived her the kisses, now she is even more sorry and has wet things on her face - Mums is funny things.

Toffee - the not norty one
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Hi, dis Chewie. My mum also gets a wet face wen she showts at me. Den she sez she lubs me, but I alreddy new, so I sit on her lap for extra snugs.
 
Natalie

Natalie

Hi Chewie @MrChew our new friend. Are you an upside down smolador or a right way up smolador? These things are important to know for when we try to post ourselves to each other or send food parcels for the dreaded d-i-e-t. Though unfortunately no one has actually managed this yet due to our lack of thumbs and knowledge about international mailing.
Licks from the right way up labador Monty xx
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
oooh frens...gess wot? I'm goin' to skool! We start on sun-day an Mum sed there will be doggy frens everywhere but I have to be a good boy and not chase them. Huh? What's the point of that?

Dad took me to the river today and I had a swim. Mum is home but has to werk but at least she isn going on the trayn thing an leavin me all day.

Fergus mum does the peep peep peep thing sumtimes at home and I run run run cos she's always got something yummy. Dad does it sumtimes on our walks and I run back unless I am busy sniffin'
 
HAH

HAH

Moderator
Location
Devon, UK
Hey Maxx, that’s reeely citing!! School is aces an itsonlee fur the hoomans to teech them to give us treets, so you jus get to do easy stuff like ‘sit’ an ‘stay still’ an ‘put your paws on dat’ an ‘look, back paws too!’. You gets LOADS of sossig an if the hoomans is good you get effen more. I tuk Curly last night an played ‘run thru there’, ‘walk on the bangy wobble thing’ an ‘lie on the bed’, I was reeelly gud.
*Kipper*
 
SteffiS

SteffiS

Location
Norfolk
We play games at skool Maxx, last week we played Pacman and me and Mum won :happy: . This week we played sit, stay and stare at a pile of treets for aaaaages and aaaaaages , then eet the treets and go to Mum for another treet (I fink maybe I wosn't sposed to eet the pile of treets but everybodies laffed so that wos ok).
And we played how fast can you sit, I nearly wonned that but a little dog wiv it’s bottom nearer the floor all the time won that. I love skool.

Toffee - the not norty one
 
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