What made you smile today?

[SwampDonkey]

I've got crutches Im just about to weaponise them.

 

[Beanwood]

Glad you are home @Swampy, along with your crutches of mass distraction! Try not to crutchify too many imbeciles when you are out and about, despite the temptation!

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

I have to say @SwampDonkey , you go big or you go home. Sometimes, as in this case, you do both.

Hope you've got some good drugs and have a good night's rest...

 

[Jacqui-S]

Yup, as @Emily_Babbelhund said, you don't do things by halves......
Really hope you are ok. When the drugs wear off.

 

[Granca]

Take care with those crutches, Sarah - we don’t want you carried off in a police car next time!

 

[SwampDonkey]

They've worn off. I'm hurting. I'm hoping a sleep will help.

 

[Granca]

They've worn off. I'm hurting. I'm hoping a sleep will help.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Take care with those crutches, Sarah - we don’t want you carried off in a police car next time!

I don't know I like the uniforms better. And the side arms, them extendable are sweet.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Missed word is batons

 

[MrChew]

@SwampDonkey you can use the crutches to make sure people keep their distance. *pokepoke*

(Seriously though, hope the knee is sorted soon!)

 

[Anne123]

Hope your knee is better soon!!

 

[Lab_adore]

Swampy, sorry to read this. Take care

 

[SwampDonkey]

It will be a long job I think.

 

[Cath]

@SwampDonkey poor you. You will have to rest and I hope you feel a bit better today. Have they given you anything for the pain while you are at home. Can your OH walk the dogs for you?

 

[Atemas]

What has happened to your knee @SwampDonkey? I know you hurt it a few weeks ago

 

[SwampDonkey]

@SwampDonkey poor you. You will have to rest and I hope you feel a bit better today. Have they given you anything for the pain while you are at home. Can your OH walk the dogs for you?

There is nothing I can do except rest. I have pain killers but I don't trust Chris to walk the dogs. He hopeless. I asked him to wheel the bins out I waved through the window as he drove of saying the bins. Totally ignored me. I just struggled to put them out. I'm very annoyed. I will not fetch them in and he will have to get out of his car to do it. He's like this. The amount of face pulling and trauma you get from him because he's got to do stuff is epic. I can see him with a crutch up his arse before long.

 

[FayRose]

That is a lovely gesture from your daughter @Selina27 , lovely flowers.

To those like us (daft dog women) it isn't a big effort to have a pup in the house but you'd be surprised how many mothers of grown up children would refuse

 

[FayRose]

I'm so sorry to read about the knee event @SwampDonkey and the subsequent trials of having to ask someone else to do things for you. I sympathise and completely understand your alternative thought for crutch use

 

[Atemas]

Turning my 2 calendars (MLF and grandchildren) to June

 

[Emily]

Turning my 2 calendars (MLF and grandchildren) to June

Ooh thanks for the reminder!