Jacqui-S
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Sorry, I didn't mean to laughIgnore everything I said. I take it all back.
Today the greedy fat pig broke into the cupboard and ate a full box of treats.
A full box!!

Sorry, I didn't mean to laughIgnore everything I said. I take it all back.
Today the greedy fat pig broke into the cupboard and ate a full box of treats.
A full box!!
I bet Tuppy wonThis morning I had my just-2-years-old grandson and Tuppy out in the garden for an hour or so, while there was still quite a lot of shade and it wasn’t too hot. When we came in, Kit wanted to give Tuppy a couple of treats as usual. He went to the cupboard but it was a new bag and the packaging had changed, even though the contents were the same. Kit thought they were wrong, so he started to tip them out onto the floor! Cue mad scrabble by Tuppy and me to see who could retrieve the most!
Yep, he knew you'd been talking smack about him here saying he'd calmed down. His Labrador pride wouldn't stand for that and had to prove you wrong!Ignore everything I said. I take it all back.
Today the greedy fat pig broke into the cupboard and ate a full box of treats.
A full box!!
Yes, she did!I bet Tuppy won![]()
Ooooh, Emilyyyy, I LOVE it! Do you think you have a new career as a rage hairdresser? A bit like WWF, you have to roar and beat your chest to get into the zone so you can create marvellous haircuts? If nothing else I'm sure people would pay for such a niche service if only once. Perfect for hen nights, bat mitzvahs, retirement dos...Ok, nothing to do with dogs and does not start with a smile but (spoiler alert) finishes with one.
Yesterday wasn’t the happiest of days and I have been known to take out my angst by eating things I shouldn’t and (more rarely) taking out my scissors and randomly chopping at my hair.
So yesterday evening after I’d eaten the bad stuff and still feeling low, I decided to give my hair a whack. This is NEVER a good plan in such a mood.But I did it anyway
) and felt instant remorse, especially since I chopped layers in the front that I’d been growing out for over a year (triple
).
On the other hand, the last time I did this, I cut about 6 inches off and after fiddling with it the next day, actually really liked it shorter. So I went to bed last night, vowing to do my best to rescue it in the morning.
That was a really long way of saying, after much fiddling around today, I really like the results of my latest ‘rage cut’.
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Excuse my PJs 🫣
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Happens to me all the timeWhen Carbón is being a wild child, people often tell me, "Oh, he's just a baby, he'll calm down". When I inform them that he's 6-8 years old, they just get this combined look of horror and pity on their faces.
Why go to a hairdresser when you can do such a fantastic job yourself! You look absolutely beautiful, your hair is perfectOk, nothing to do with dogs and does not start with a smile but (spoiler alert) finishes with one.
Yesterday wasn’t the happiest of days and I have been known to take out my angst by eating things I shouldn’t and (more rarely) taking out my scissors and randomly chopping at my hair.
So yesterday evening after I’d eaten the bad stuff and still feeling low, I decided to give my hair a whack. This is NEVER a good plan in such a mood.But I did it anyway
) and felt instant remorse, especially since I chopped layers in the front that I’d been growing out for over a year (triple
).
On the other hand, the last time I did this, I cut about 6 inches off and after fiddling with it the next day, actually really liked it shorter. So I went to bed last night, vowing to do my best to rescue it in the morning.
That was a really long way of saying, after much fiddling around today, I really like the results of my latest ‘rage cut’.
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Excuse my PJs 🫣
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You girl!!Yep, turns out their calm and mature lab was 2years old while my "pup" is 9years old
Do you think you have a new career as a rage hairdresser? A bit like WWF, you have to roar and beat your chest to get into the zone so you can create marvellous haircuts? If nothing else I'm sure people would pay for such a niche service if only once. Perfect for hen nights, bat mitzvahs, retirement dos...
Taking away that bit of self-flagellation has helped me a lot in slowing that spiral we all get into sometimes.
Wow!! Beautiful!!Ok, nothing to do with dogs and does not start with a smile but (spoiler alert) finishes with one.
Yesterday wasn’t the happiest of days and I have been known to take out my angst by eating things I shouldn’t and (more rarely) taking out my scissors and randomly chopping at my hair.
So yesterday evening after I’d eaten the bad stuff and still feeling low, I decided to give my hair a whack. This is NEVER a good plan in such a mood.But I did it anyway
) and felt instant remorse, especially since I chopped layers in the front that I’d been growing out for over a year (triple
).
On the other hand, the last time I did this, I cut about 6 inches off and after fiddling with it the next day, actually really liked it shorter. So I went to bed last night, vowing to do my best to rescue it in the morning.
That was a really long way of saying, after much fiddling around today, I really like the results of my latest ‘rage cut’.
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Excuse my PJs 🫣
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I don’t get my haircut professionally anymore. After the last bad haircut in Cornwall 1.5 years ago, I figured I couldn’t do any worse and it would be less traumatic if I was the one doing the (potential) butchering. I miss having a really nice professional cut and color, but with all the moving I do and many bad haircuts in multiple countries, it’s just one more thing that had to bite the dust in the name of travel.Why go to a hairdresser when you can do such a fantastic job yourself! You look absolutely beautiful, your hair is perfect![]()
It looks fantastic! Why is it that hair suddenly seems to go wild and grow an inch in a night?! My attempt to get mine under control when I’ve forgotten to contact my hairdresser never work as well as that!I really like the results of my latest ‘rage cut’
Haha!oad sign with random alternatives