The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Nelly wud not walk today cos it was waining and she dont do wain but I dont cair . Me and Mummy went off to the forist to do sum twaining in the waining and it was ace , I got fishy tweets all to meself and now I am off to have a nap , Roobin x

 

[edzbird]

Av bin a bit rottun after they did taiyke me to bum laydee yestday but I never let her neer me oh no I did not. I did triye and biyte her many tiymes an she got a helper so I had to triye an biyte her to but mum had put the horrid nose caije on me and I cudnot get me teeth neer them enuff. Think I did give em a gud friyte thowe. I did get a spiyke in me and I think it made me sick too and I did waiste me dinner. Had daddi-snuggls this mornin thowe an a very niyce wark wer me an Coco did play bol.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[edzbird]

Funny old day yesterday. For starters, mum n dad have been hanging around all week so we not get our afternoon beauty sleep properly. Then we did get bundled in the car - ooh exciting - but we ended up at where I THINK the bum lady lives. Only My Sparkle did get out an I waited. She was terribly upset when she came back and couldn't speak about it. Then we went for a swim at beach where she is so fast and we both had fun. Oh we got wet and oh we soaked mum & dad. Then after we did get home we got the HOZE out and played for ages with it where we did get so wet an once again, soaked mum & dad.
Today we did get wet but it was that wet from the sky stuff. I love wet wherever it does come from.

- Coco

 

[Sophiedoodle]

IZ MY BURFDAY TOMOWWOW!!!!

Oreo

 

[snowbunny]

Im’s in the mowntins. Juss me an Mum. I like it wen iss juss me an Mum.

Willow

 

[SwampDonkey]

I was lickin me willy and it jus sploded. Ging is not impressed but I got a chew to make me forget my Willy. Win win Rory he he he

 

[Candy]

Rory, mite it be cos yoo banged Yor hed earlier? I doeno, I hav not got a willy. Fink that mite be becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[edzbird]

Rory! Little & often is my mantra.

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

The big wite fing in the kichin is ful of nise fings , there is beaf , chikin , bergers , sosij and all maner of treets , I tryed to put me nose in but Mummy sed its not for me and Nelly ! Stange fings theeses hoomans , getin all this stuff for themselfs , Roobin x

 

[Aitch]

Roobin, you are not training your hoomans properly. My mum is forever complaining she can't get hooman stuff in the fridges cos of all the dog stuff in there.

Amber.

 

[Rosie]

its not for me and Nelly

There's something wrong in your pack, Roobin. In my pack, there isn't anything for the hoomans that isn't for me too.
Except chocklit.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Frens frens there's talk of a doggie com-oon where we all live together and....wait for it....get 6 brekkies and 6 dinners every day! Our good frend Cahbon came up wif the idea cos his Mama Lady @Emily_Babbelhund has a big foot or sumfin. Whaddoyareckon?

Will there be sheeps or phessies or munties there? Asking for a friend.

 

[Sophiedoodle]

Iz me furst burfday and Lillee told me I can be norty on me burfday so I rolled in the stinkeest foxy poop
Mummee has had to barf me at wurk before goin home

Oreo x

 

[snowbunny]

Happy burfday Oreo! I had a good day of rollin, too. I rolled in lots of hors poo and cow poo. Then I got to do swimmin in sum big leks wich was awesum.
Willow

 

[Candy]

Happy burfday Oreo not the cat! That looks like a very good fox poo roll! My frend Rosie also did a good roll in fox poo today an so we all had to swim an swim. I did not roll in fox poo becos I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Loraseal]

Oreo happy buffday. I woz late cauz my pack has left me. They packed their hooman fur but forgot me. Filip is takin care of me. He is fun and he loves it when I wake him early in the mornin.
Woof Hunter

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mum iz cuttin cheeze up.
Must be swimmin agayn today.
Whoop

Lilly x

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I ben told i goin swimmin too!
I never ben before so i dunno if i will sink or flowt. Mummee bringin my speshul reward ball for mee!

Oreo x

 

[edzbird]

Oh Oreo, your lovely coat looks even nicer with fox poo matted it. You are a very elegant pup.

- Coco

 

[Sophiedoodle]

I finks so!
I had anutha barf today after swimmin so I smells howwible now

Oreo