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Fankyou Squidge. Sumtimes I am a bit frytend of big dogs that's all. But not so much if they is girl dogs, nono.
Yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Hey GGJ, iYam a boy and I iYam Quite Big but I think yoo mite not be frytend if I do nuff playbows? I did playbows at the tiny tiny daxunt tonite corld Scampi but she did growl n show her teefs. I said oh okY an lay down and she went away an then kept caming back but didn wanto play. Confoosin.
*Kipper*
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Hey GGJ, iYam a boy and I iYam Quite Big but I think yoo mite not be frytend if I do nuff playbows? I did playbows at the tiny tiny daxunt tonite corld Scampi but she did growl n show her teefs. I said oh okY an lay down and she went away an then kept caming back but didn wanto play. Confoosin.
*Kipper*
Hello Kipper, I mite be awlrite wiv that, if yoo dus playbows and is gentul. I just gets a bit scared becos sum Bigboy Labradors ( hmph, sposedly) was scarey an ruff wiv me wen I wos still reely Allsmall. They nocked me over an wood not let me go back to Mother, even though I cryed an cryed. Mother wos upset toooo! We doen want that to happen evereveragain.
 
Hello Kipper, I mite be awlrite wiv that, if yoo dus playbows and is gentul. I just gets a bit scared becos sum Bigboy Labradors ( hmph, sposedly) was scarey an ruff wiv me wen I wos still reely Allsmall. They nocked me over an wood not let me go back to Mother, even though I cryed an cryed. Mother wos upset toooo! We doen want that to happen evereveragain.
That's reely meen GGJ.

I am a Smolboy labrador an I wud be nice an gentul unless you wanted to play biteyface wif me.

I like all doggos, even if lots of smol doggos want to bite me.
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Um I thinks I’d be gentul GGJ. I’ll try everso hard an I finks we mite be sayin helooo next yere when I’m all grownup an perfickly beehived. I don no if I like beehives yet but I will try becos parently iyam a beehound-in-waytin.
*Kipper*
Kipper I fink I wood like yoo if yoo is gentul, yas I dooo!
Yor frend GGJ xxxxxxx
 
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Bin to staiye with nani & grandad Pensby. Did triye to biyte them, but me mum n dad wudnot let me, so did mennissing growling an barking insted. Bin to WAYULS, ayte sheeps poo, saw raiyne. Lots of raiyne. Bin to Leasowe - no sheeps poo but lots of sniffs. And gras. Howme now and appi. Was stuck on me leed an harness all the tiyme we wuz awaiye. Now Iym freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I yam a howme-dog.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th best Collie)
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I woke mummy up at four thirty this morning and made her ear bleed. I was shaking and scared so I didn't mean to hurt her. She still cuddled me and told me it was just some nightwear, I didn't think I wore any!
Hellooo everyones pls can yew come an see me? We can play and eat lots and lot of sossiges, they are weally, weally BEEG ones, an yew ken play wif all my toys....:inlove::inlove::heart:

Otterxxxxx
Otter I wood like to come and see yoo and EET SOSSIJIS and play. I shall ask Mother if I can.
Yor frend GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
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