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Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Hello Toby! Is yoo a little gentul dog? Yoo sownds like won! Yoo sounds awl luvlee an small an gentul like me! That meens I can be yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
Pee Ess I hav onlee ever had a singul noo home, so having mor cood be scarey but Mother ses yoo are Allsafe now. Mother is always rite, so it must be troo , so don't worry, now yoo is Homesafe, justlike Me.
GGJ xxxxxxx
 
Candy

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Location
West Yorkshire, UK
Lab_adore said:
Oh no Ella! Not the alien bum man !

Fanks, it's nice to be home

I'm having a cuddle with Dad
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Maxx wiv too kisses, glad yoo is HOME! That is where us dogs Belong!
Pee Ess it is also where our Hoomans belong. It just takes them Going Away to No it. We are much Cleverer and No it Anyway.
I yam yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx:hearteyesdog:
 
Lab_adore

Lab_adore

Moderator
Staff member
Location
Sydney, Australia
Hello Toby new fren. I am downunder too where Honey an Vanilla live but in a different downunder place. We is upsidedown 'parrently

Fanks to all my frens for the welcome home. You got it right: Home is where us dogs belong. Mum and Dad sed they arent going to leave me for so long eva again which is good. I did have lotsa fun with my noo frens in the re-zort but I am so glad to be home. I nicked a tea-towel this morning and Dad chased me....heh heh, I didn't want him to get bored.
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

Lab_adore said:
I nicked a tea-towel this morning and Dad chased me....heh heh, I didn't want him to get bored.
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Excellent Maxx, you don't want them to get bored specially now you are at home.
Plus when hoomans go away and come back they always gain something that they then the to loose...my hoomans call it 'clothes shrunk in wash syndrome'....
But don't get it when we all go away, so maybe they should always go away with you in future...hehehehe
 
A

Aitch

Location
Buckinghamshire UK
Thank you for well comes.
Yes. I am a very gentil and smol. The other dogs here are big so I stay close to mum but they is fun to watch. I will play with them one day. Alex is nice cos he talks to me in my own language and we has con ver sashons. That is fun! Mum say we is lowd, lowd, lowd!
Mum says I have to see the vet person soon. Maybe he will be my fren too?
I is on a speshul dyuht like Carbon. I lovs food! I want food all the time! I has lots of veggies and fish and little bits of chicken.
Mum is teaching me things that she calls traynin. She says I very clever at it. Cuddles and food is the best though.

Toby
 
VanillaBean

VanillaBean

Dinners are good, but don't want to much otherwise dyet comes back...
Maybe show your mum and dad how you got buff. I think it is all to do with play, running and wrestling. Maybe they would enjoy that and you can be in charge. Hehhehe
 
snowbunny

snowbunny

Location
Andorra and Spain
Hellooo Tobeefren. I love frens, evrywon is my fren, even if they dun no it at firss. I liv wiv three other frens-witch-are-familee. They is Shadow who wunt my fren at furst but is now my fren an Willow who wunt my fren at furst an is still grumpeepants sumtimes but luvs me now reely an is my fren, and Ginny-hoo-iz-Spanglish who dunt play wiv me but does sit on me sumtimes so is my fren.

We iz awl buff at the moment. Mum sez its cuz of awl the runnin up an down mowntins. We get to eet lots and lots moar foods witch is mazin.

I yam glad you iz livin with Alex. Alex is my fren, I did meet him onceupponatyme. Tell him Squidge sez hola. I speeks sum Spannerish, but not mutch. Not reely nessessary cuz I does speek PLAY verryverrygood.

Gotta go, time for mowntins!
Squidge
 
Granca

Granca

Hello Toby! It’s great to have you here. Sounds as if you’re very happy, especially with lots of cuddles and food. What could be better!
Wispa
 
Lara_Pigletina

Lara_Pigletina

Woe is the Pig. I slipped down a rock on the beach and wonked my thumb. It was really hurty and my thumb claw was pointing in the wrong direction but I wouldn’t let pig-mummy touch it. But, then good news! Before Pig-mummy could take me to the bum-lady, I nibbled it orf 😁 it was fun so I started on the other thumb-claw too but pig-mummy said noooooo! now pig-mummy says as long as it doesn’t get infected this time it will be ok because last time this happened they made me go to sleep and cut off my paw and I woke up with a stoopid purple sockie on. Anyway then pig-mummy put some cream on, and I was about to lick it off but then she sprayed some yucksome bitter gunk on it too and now I can’t lick it. I think it might be Tode Jooce. It’s an indignity. Pigs should not have to cope with todey thumbs in this day and age.
 
snowbunny

snowbunny

Location
Andorra and Spain
Oh nose, Piggy. Sockies are the worst. I have a stoopid wite sockie on at the moment cuz of my windo-splodin antiks. Dunno if puppul or wite is worst. Good fing about wite is no-one reely seez it on my foot. But the wurst thing iz that no-one nose I iz a brave soljer wiv a war woond.

Shadow
 
edzbird

edzbird

Location
Isle of Man
Hello there Toby, and a great big welcome from me, Big Coco and my mad sister Meg(an) Sparkle. We both like rough play. Your smol confidence will grow bigger and bigger with you new hoomans and your dog friends. If you can find your way to a boat you can come and see us. Well me anyway.

- Coco
 
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