The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

Coco matey I iz also on a DIEHIT. Me elbooz are a hurtin an mama sayz a DIEHIT will help.
I likked the plate from little big hooman.....eggs! Mama didna see it!

Hunter - the sneekie one

 

[Lab_adore]

I bin on a DIEHIT for my hole life. But lately hooman's have had extra yummy treets for trainin at the park. This is good

We goin' to caffay tomorra. I will make sure I get a good nights sleeps so I have extra enigy to greet noo frens

 

[SwampDonkey]

We chased a white spitty angry thing in ower gardin. Rawi looked at it and it went up the fence. I barked at it bravely from the gate it was everso frightening. I hope it don't come back.
Iver the fearsome

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh....Iver....it wasn one of them evil muntees wossit?

 

[SwampDonkey]

Whhhaaats that ? Scared. It looked like dis

 

[Loraseal]

Iver where I goze walkin there is also a white evil hiissy fing. Mama sayz it is a syco kat. I hide between her neeze if I seez it.
You and Rory iz bwave.

 

[SwampDonkey]

We are super brave! You were brave protecting your mum

 

[Lab_adore]

NOT gonna go to yookay cos now there's evil muntees and syco kats. LOOK at them claws an fangs

The only cat I ever saw was when I stuck my shnoz inabush and there was one in there an it jumped at me an hissed an ranaway. I was so scared but I showed Dad I waz braveboimaxx. It was a black one

 

[kateincornwall]

I am a carm boy tooday , cos its too hot to be runnin abowt .I had a swimmy befoor my brekfast , Nelly did not cos she dont like it , strange littel fing she is , Roobin xx

 

[snowbunny]

I overherd Mum sayin we ar goin to the BEECH tomorrow for the HOLE WIKEND! Wiv Annie an her hoomans. Not bin to the BEECH for furever!! BEECH! BEECH! BEEEEEECH!!!!!!

Shadow

 

[Candy]

I also hav not been to the beech furever! I wood luvluvluv to go to the beech! Mother ses not long now and I will have a luvlee surprise hollyday and there will be a POND!

 

[chrisc831]

My Nana lives at the beech in the noo forest. Dun’t like the beech much, s’all stones, and loud loud loud noiz from big scary water. I lost my boll in the water, so I went on the grass instead, parrently i was just gonna run in road wen I heard peep, peep peep, n I stopped. Mummy sed ‘close shave’ fink there were words like bluddy’ell too. Sand and water sounds ok thow i spos. We not been anywhere citing fore ever too. Wats appening that’s wot I wont tano

 

[edzbird]

Is hot and we're not allowed Hoze. Can't find the zip for my coat - surely it comes off. Mum has no coat on mostly, I wish I could take mine off.

I saw the beach this morning, but mum said "no Coco, too much sea weed" Norty sea

- Coco

 

[kateincornwall]

I goin to playgwoop in the morning , I herd Mummy say that I am and she sed it will be cooler than tooday . I am veri pleesed becos frankli , my walks tooday hav bin rubbish .Roobin xx

 

[SteffiS]

Wuld like to report that swan poo is licious .

Toffee - the not norty one

 

[SwampDonkey]

Well done Toffee,. An most excellent poop report.
Rory

 

[edzbird]

Thank you Toffee...I will add it to my wish list.

- Coco

 

[Candy]

I am back at the house wiv no stairs for me holiday! Its luvlee! On my walk thismorning I rolled in a ded fish. On my walk thisafternoon I rolled in fox poo. I have had two woshes, boll games in the gardin wiv Mother, lots of fuss from UncleGuy and AuntyJenny and a frozen Kong.
I am GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx.
Pee Ess I have not been in the pond. Yet.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Pond tomorrow?

 

[Candy]

Pond tomorrow?

I fink so.