The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
Soon it is my Mummys birfday an I herd her an Daddy sayin that they are avin a litel party in the gardin with lots of food . Mummy sed she hoped I wud be carm , can sumbody tell me wat this meens please , Roobin xx
Roobin, don't wurry abowt bein calm. Yoo do not haf to ackshully be calm, jus pretend to be like I do. Do not raceraceracearound.Donotrunrunrunrun. Do not biffbiffbiffwivpaws.Do not barkbarkbark. Just be awl polite an nice and then yoo will Foolthemevrytime.
Seasy,
Yor frend,
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx. :hearteyesdog:
 

Candy

Biscuit Tin Guardian
I think it's tomorrow heer now so 'appy birfday Oreo!

I had THE BEST day yestiday. We went to the mowntains and played wif the family. There woz lots of treets and I ran and ran in the yard. There were two little bald hoomans but I wasn aloud to play wif them. I waz very tired wen we got home
And I fink I heard that yoo wos Veryvery GoodBoyMaxx.
That meens I luv yoo:$:inlove:
Yor frend
GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx
 
I yam a freocios besr. Gggr gggggrrr. We just ad a bluumin big monster in the Ouse. I did grrrrr at it an warn ging. I said gggrrr get it ging then stood behind her. It was massive and very mean looking. It as googglie eyes and floppy legs. Ging caught it and put it in the garden. I held it at bay wiv my fierce grrrr grrrrs. I'm now grrrring at a bit of fluff on the carpet just incases it's nother monster. I am very brave hiding behalf of the curtains is what brave grrr grrr bears do.
Iver the terrible.
 
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