The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[SteffiS]

Your hooman puppee sounds much better than my puppy bruvver Toffee - praps your Pig mummy will swop with my Mum so I can have a nice puppee sister instead .

Ripple

 

[chrisc831]

Willow, dontcha know hooman piggy babies are bwawt by a stawk, or found unda goozberry bushes, sheesh. Good name tho?. Sounds like your doin good with the snozzling.
Aw Ripple, mate it cud work out right wiv the Toffee monsta, you just wate n see x

 

[chrisc831]

Oops soz meant to say piggy is a good snozzler sorry I’m a bit sleeeeepy

 

[Candy]

I can be off lead again now, my Sorepaw is all better. I met up with Tess again today and we did biteyface and swimmyfetch and runrunrun and I was SO HAPPY! Mother says that soon I will stay with Tess for a holiday (wot is that? Does anyone noe?) I think that sounds nice. I was SOSO pleased to see Tess agen today. I only bit her ears a little bit! I am sleepy too now.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You'll have a great holiday with Tess she sounds such a special friend xxx

 

[Candy]

Yesss! She is my Speshal Frend and so is Hettie and so is Kel and I lovelovelove them all and why is Mother getting wettly eyed wen she strokes my hed tonight? I blame it on the whine. xxxxxxxxxx

 

[Granca]

Holidays are great, Goodgirljoy! You’ll have lots of fun with Tess! It’s really good having someone else to play with and you’ll probably get lots of treats too.
Have a lovely time!
Wispa

 

[VanillaBean]

I had a super busy weekend. Went to the beach both days and I played with Ollie, we went swimmy fetch. Well I had to teach him, he does not like it that much, strange boy.
Only bad thing is I have to share my treats with him. Mmmm....

Then we went out in the afternoons to parks and so. I slept like a baby apparently.

And I got a new bed, so nice and plush. Well they got me a new one on Friday, but I did not like it. So apperanlty they took it back and I got a different one. Yes I approve, I now have 2 of these...

Hope everybody had a good weekend. I am now going for morning sleep as I am so tired...

 

[Ashley]

The weekend was a huge success. Found 3 more balls, a tennis and 2 chuck its. My goal is to find one ball per day and Dad is keeping track. So far I have about 30 from the summer.

Quinn

 

[VanillaBean]

Maybe you have found mine Quinn. When mummy took me for walks when daddy was not here, I lost 6 tennis balls and 1 chuck it ball. He was only gone for a few weeks...imagine if he had gone for longer...

 

[Naya]

Hello everyone. Sorry I’ve been gone but mum has been sooooooo busy that she hasn’t let me on here. Mum has still be givin me lots of walks and my paw is now heled ?Hooman babies are really nice to lick and wen they get bigger they like putting balls in ther mouths like us ?
My friend Gus is coming to stay for 2 whole weeks - is that a long time? Mum says it is! I staid wiv Gus and his family wen my mum and dad went on hollydays and I had great fun playing wiv Gus. I am soooo excited........2 more days ?

 

[Loraseal]

Everybody had a busy weekend but me . Mummy would not let me ave big walks again cauz my elboos are hurting again. I have to go to the place again where they wear white jackets.. It is my 1 st birthday on Wednesday and Mummy said she will make be high as a kite so I can have fun wiv my bestie Max on the beach. I don't know why she wants me to fly I just want to play wiv Max in the water!

 

[Beanwood]

I ben ouchie, and went to see a nice lady cos I couldn't walk properly. I is OK, but still need to doze on sofa wiv my mom and share her brekkies

Casper x

 

[Loraseal]

Casper how is the ouchie? Kan u walk betta? I am so jealus thay you can share brekkies on the sofa!! My papa is away at the moment so mama let me lick the yellow egg stuf off her plate! Yum.
Hope the ouchie gets betta,
Hunter X

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Pig-mummy doesn’t let me hang around the little puppee’s wheelie bed too long because I get worried and want to climb in. I like it best when she is on mummy’s knee and I have easy snozzling access. Anyway to hang around her wheelie bed I have to activate Pig Stealth Mode. I’m really good at this, because I am a Pig. Lookie here for exemplary picture. No-one can see me because I am in Stealth Mode, see?

 

[snowbunny]

Where is Pig? Can't see Pig.

Squidge.

 

[SwampDonkey]

You are a ninja Pig, practically invisible

 

[snowbunny]

I wen to town agen yesterday, this time wiv Mum AN Dad. We found some ole paths that were reeeeeely narrow and couldn't get a car down. It wuz nice but Mum forgot to take fotos cuz she's rubbish. Then I got to have a swim in the rivver but there was no hommans swimmin I could go and say hi to this time. Then I had a ginormus poo in the middle of the busy town square which was histerical. Then we sat in the shade and Dad had a beer and Mum had a bottle of water cuz she still had a fuzzy head and I got lots of sossidge for pretending to be relaxed. I wuznt but I'm a good pretenderer.

Squidge.

 

[kateincornwall]

I am poowy , been to the V.E.T and she put somefink up my bottom and then stuck too needles in me cos I have an infecshun in me tummy . I am sleepy now , I was brave and didn't cry, Nelly xx

 

[Loraseal]

All this puppy talk and now me papa and me little human wants anova puppee to keep me company!! I like my familie as it is!!