The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[kateincornwall]

Hey Kipper , I smel a rat my fren , Roobin xx

 

[Candy]

Pleez send help fast! Look wot Mother has dun wiv all the Joystoys!Mister Ellifant looks speshully upset

 

[edzbird]

thaiye flyin Joy.

I "fownde" a faiyvrit rowpe toy behiynde the tree todaiye, Iyve not seen it in aiyjiz - an sowe I drop it on mums nees an she did skweel "MEGITZFILTHEE" - an sowe it is still owtesiyde.

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)

 

[Jacqui-S]

Hey GGJ, muvva here haz washd all my bedz. She sayz mite az well wyl the sun shynz.
Pfftt!

Lilly x

 

[Candy]

Hey GGJ, muvva here haz washd all my bedz. She sayz mite az well wyl the sun shynz.
Pfftt!

Lilly x

Lilly, parentlee my bedz is awlso goin to be washd soon. Parentlee it is becos we is goin away on a Nadvencher so they will awl hav plentee of time to drie. I fink I mite be goin on a Train again. Tis Veryvery eggsiting!

 

[SwampDonkey]

All the toys are mine. All of them

 

[Candy]

Awl my bags is packed and reddy to go! I fink a Nadvencher mite be happenin soon. Veryvery eggsited!
GGJ xxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Yore so lucky GGJ Fren, I hope you have lots of fun and yummy food on yore nadventure

I'm goin' to kennels soon....thats alwaze lotsa fun

 

[SwampDonkey]

Hey frens, how stoopid are my hoomans?? They bought me a noo bed but it’swaaaay too smol! Sillies. They’re very busy in the outside today but it’s hot so I’m inside underthebed.
*Kipper*
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Peraps they fort your bum was smoller?

Iver fatty bum bum

 

[Parodius]

Hey frens, I is sad today Me an mummy went walkies dis mornin an wen we got to my ‘boll feeld’ there were these woolly puppies in dere making silly noises an mummy sed “oh dear, no boll today Neo”. Tis not fair, stoopid woolly puppy ruiners.

Neo (the One)

 

[HAH]

Thats rubbish Neo, hoo says they can go an play boll in your feeld?? They don even look like theys playin boll!
One brite side is that weneva I've seed the woolly puppy ruiners there are normally tastee ground treets round about. Make sure you looks for the tastee ground treets.
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

On no, Neo. That happened to me too...'cept they were BIG moo-dogs too, as well as smol wooly ones (well not Moo obviously, she oversees us, but just moo as in poo-moos - soz, waffling) . An when they do go away eventually, mum does say "No Coco, they might have left ticks". Eh?

- Coco

 

[Lab_adore]

Hey Kipper Fren, how are those suspishus shinnagins yore humans are up to goin'?

 

[HAH]

Hey Kipper Fren, how are those suspishus shinnagins yore humans are up to goin'?

Doyoono, Maxx my critter from another litter, it gets weirder evryday. There was a noo cratebox that appeared in the corner of MY space at the wee-end, and some fluffy stuff that smells strange. And a bowl that’s like my water bowl but tiny. And noo boxes keep arrivin which normal meens things for ME but I think the hoomans are hiding things. I’m sure it’ll all settle down soon.

 

[Granca]

I’m sure it’ll all settle down soon.

I would be suspicious, Kipper. Very suspicious. Hide your toys, guard your bed….
Good luck,
Wispa x

 

[Lab_adore]

I dunno Kipper Fren, my Mum has been showing Dad sum picthas and they both go 'awwwwwwww' an I herd yore name menshuned wunce. Keep watching carefooly

 

[Candy]

Today I met a puppy. Twas a smoll black Labadore puppy cawled Lucy. She is five munths old parentlee. Well, furst of awl Mother went awl sillee and made a BIG fuss of her. Then she tawked to her in the speshul voice that is ment just for Me. Then Lucy jumped on me hed, so I growled a bit, onlee a little bit, just to remind her of her manners cos she obveeusly did not have enny. Then Mother sed 'Oh, Joy! That's just wot yoo did to big dogs wen yoo were a puppy! I had forgotten about that!' ...Well. I know Mother is awlways rite but reely! I'm shore I Neverever jumped on a big dogs hed. I hav awlways been GoodGirlJoy xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Hello Frens, Maxx here to say g'day and woof. Mum hogs the tappy thing, especially now she has to go to stashon again sumtimes to go to werk. She isn very happy about that cos she misses me too much she sed

 

[edzbird]

We have a new ball.

- Coco

 

[edzbird]

Got nyoo bol cuz ar owlde won woz chood veri much. We luv playin tug with bols. Mum sez "not Apropreeyut tug toiy."

- Meg(an) Sparkle (4th Best Collie)