The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Lara_Pigletina]

I'm learning to pee with my leg in the air

Boys are stoopid with all their peeing willy nilly. Pigs only pee three times a day on only the most carefully selected ground and that is much better. Pigs don’t do anything willy nilly on account of not having a willy. At my gunpig class I found a dummy that all the kibble-brained boys couldn’t find because they were all too busy peeing on a bush.
P.s. Big brother Scooby peed in someone’s picnic basket once. He is a kibble-brain.

 

[Jen]

I save up all my pee so I can make sure everything I see is MINE and everyone knows it

Stanley

 

[HAH]

I once peed on a lady at daycare. She was sitting on the grass ‘norin me so I diden really notice she was a hooman til she squeeked. Curly thort it was funny, said she shud have been concentraytin. I haffent bin allowed back there for munfs on account of my magnificent balls, but I don care, much hapyier now!!!
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

I like to wee. I wee on lots of other wee. How do you let other peeple know you're out n about Pig? Wee, wee, wee wee on everything.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Cath]

I pee a lot and leave pee mails to let others know I have been there. I make Annie wait while I do this, on our way to the fields and on the way back again ...............Fred

 

[Loraseal]

I like to wee too. Weeing is the best well apart from food! You are quite clever young Meg(an) Sparkle. You have to leave your message everywhere.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

I like to wee. I wee on lots of other wee. How do you let other peeple know you're out n about Pig? Wee, wee, wee wee on everything.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

I don’t let people know I am out and about...I am a stealth Pig, sneaking and weaselling. Mostly sneaking up to cowpats.

 

[Loraseal]

Pig my stealth moves are not so good outside so I wee and wee and wee,and oh yes lots and lots of sniffing! Inside the house in I am NINJA Hunter. I pretend to sleep and boom I am there right behind my mama...and I nibble her bum! She tells me off but I know she luvs this game!

 

[HAH]

Pig an Hunter, my sneaky weasel stealth moves aren’t so good neither, I just falled off a table I fort there might be sossigis on. But I landed on my feets, so maybe I’m a kat rather than a weasel?
*Kipper*

 

[Aitch]

I don't have stealth skills. Mum says I am as stealthy as a tank. Alex has amaaaaazing stealth skills. Mum turns around and almost falls over him. He is clever. I loves him.

Amber

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum calls me a big yellow tank too Amber. I cant reely jump cos I'm a bigboydog but I can get my front paws on the kitchen bench. Today I snaffled the teevee remote an gave it a good chew. Mum wasn happy and said wate till Dad wakes up. UH OH.....

 

[Ashley]

Saw my frend Calvin who is the sounds the same as you Maxx....he's like me except yellow and big...we got really happy since we haven't seen each other all summer even though my house is near his house! I stole the stick right out of his mouth and ranranran and he's too big to keep up with me and couldn't get it back. Ha!

Quinn

 

[Jen]

I haffent bin allowed back there for munfs on account of my magnificent balls,

I’m not ‘lowed back to daycare eiver! I broker into the cupboard and ated all the pigs ears.

Mummy laffed. Daycare lady didn’t. So mummy told her to shove off and now I have my dog walker who I love lots!

Stanley

 

[Lab_adore]

You're my hero Stanley I want to grow up just like you. Only yellow 'stead of black.

You're right Quinn, I cant run as fast as my frends at the park but it's ok. I can bounce them really far with my big bum

 

[Loraseal]

Stanley dog walkers are the best. Mama says daycare is pants cauz they think my pawly elboos are a problem! I saw daycare in the woods today..10 dogs Stanley and not one waggie tail to be seen! Boring line walking! Dog respect Stanley for the ear eating.

 

[kateincornwall]

My hero Stanley ! I`m shattered cos its hard werk being glamerus you no . Anyways , I got muddy today , had to be sinked with that lavindar and otemeel shampoo , it stinks but Mummy likes it . Its fishall , that small black fing is coming to my howse , so I spose I must just tri and like it ( but it still aint havin my best toys ) Nelly xx

 

[SwampDonkey]

I've had enough of walking slow and I pranced. No silly rubber shoes I just galloped fast and strong. I pranced for ging it made her smile all around her hardly touching the grass. Gravity doesn't work when you prance. My foot didn't hurt and I could use all my power to move like a stag. It made me laugh I was so happy.

 

[Jacqui-S]

You can blame stuff on him Nelly.
I wood
Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

You can blame stuff on him Nelly.
I wood
Lilly x

Good finking Lilly x

 

[Granca]

You can blame stuff on him Nelly.
I wood
Lilly x

Definitely. That Tuppence Cretaure may be a pain at times, but she has her uses.

Wispa x