The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Jacqui-S]

Who is santa paws Lilly?

Yes who is santas paws plees Lilly?
*Kipper*

You don't no who Santa paws is?
Oh wow...he is a big doggy wif a fluffy red coat and white wiskas who bringz us all the pressies at Kiss Mass.
If we are good doggies. But we always are.
It's such fun.
And there is loadsa leftova human food too.
Wow. So excited!
Lilly x

 

[kateincornwall]

I fink I love Santa Paws Lilly xxx Roobin Arfa Ramsden is in trouble ! Mummy went to feed the fishies cos its too warm for them and they need food , so she threw in some floaty stick fings and then , norty Woobin went to the big pond, stuk his head under the netty stuff and started eating the fishie food and he wudnt stop ! Mummy has put him bak behind the gate now, serves him rite, Nelly x

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

I gots some new toys - I gots a duck but this one is my favourite - Larry the Llama! He talks funny, mummy says it’s because he’s an American!

Hola Stanley! Your new llama is VERY guapo - I am a jealous Spanish gentleman. You are right, the American accent is veeeeery raro - that's 'weird' in Eeeenglish. But you will get used to it. I know this because foster lady is American and she talks and talks and talks and talks. Pretty soon you just don't hear the funny accent anymore. Or you just don't listen anymore, not sure which...

 

[snowbunny]

Ah, Carboncito, the Eeenglish they have accents molt peculiar, too. Their words are molt diferent, too. Excepte "peculiar", "differente" i "excepte", which are all molt similar. Ayayay, "similar", també!!

Lady Juniper Berry, Queen of the Sofa

 

[Emily_Babbelhund]

Oh my Lady Juniper, you must be an elegant Catalan lady from your own accent. I would like to give you 'molt' besitos!

 

[Granca]

I gots some new toys - I gots a duck but this one is my favourite - Larry the Llama! He talks funny, mummy says it’s because he’s an American!

One of my young humans has gone to America. I hope he finds me a Larry the Llama there...

Tuppy

 

[Granca]

One of my young humans has gone to America. I hope he finds me a Larry the Llama there...

Tuppy

What if he does? You'll only chew it to bits! I'm sure Stanley's too sensible to do that. It might stop you wanting my hedgehog, though...

Wispa

 

[Ashley]

I got off my leash today! Phew. I was reelly worried. I've been yelling at mum all week to let me go but she was saying no Quinn, your belly is hurt. I dunno what she is talking about. When I got free today I grabbed as many sticks as I could in case I got leashed again. Now I just have to figure out how to get this puff off my neck when no one is home...

Quinn

 

[VanillaBean]

I feel much better today thank you. Yesterday was a bad day, there was a very funny smell in the house all day...I think daddy had loads of bottom burps or was it my sicky...well no more today so that is good. I also ruined my hoomans rug, well now I have to take it easy when I walk down stairs so I don't slip. THey are going to buy a new one soon...they where not even telling me off, just all nice to me...strange these hoomans.
I went to the beach this morning but was not allowed to play with those stinky balls. I don't know why, Daddy said I had to 'leave it' when I walked past, but we played tug instead with the fancy tug toy...now it is too hot and I am tired and sleezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..

 

[Atemas]

It was my burfday yesterday and Mumsie says I am 12. Don’t know what that means. I had a lazy day although two little hoomans came for a while - they live across the road - they were very noisy so I was quite glad when they went home. I sat very patiently with my fluffy teddy bear look on when Mumsie was cutting up turkey but she didn’t give me any - isn’t that mean? I just want to say how much I love the red/yellow furry thing that looks like me. Mumsie says she is a Labadore too. I must admit I was mega miffed when she was bought home but I have taught her how to behave and now she’s nearly 2, she’s my best friend

 

[SteffiS]

I sicked this morning, all my brekkfast . Mum put it in the bin, wot a waste, I culd have eeted it again.

Ripple

 

[Ashley]

Ripple, I sicked this morning too! Before breakfast though...I still got my breakfast. phew.

Quinn

 

[SteffiS]

I've been on short rashuns all day , your Mum must be kinder than my Mum .

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

Guys ging got me these they are super nice.

 

[kateincornwall]

Ooo Worwy , that looks yummy ! Luky you xxx
I am in a spot of bovver , lets just say that Mummy did have a fevver duster , Roobin x

 

[SwampDonkey]

It will be fine roobin just be super cute for a bit. all will be totally fine. Just do the head on one side thing and big pupper eyes

 

[Lab_adore]

Happy birfday Sky

I ran into Mum and she fell down in the mud and cried and didn get up. Margot's mum had to hold me an Margo while Dad sprinted back to get the car. Then he put me in the car and left me! Then he had to half carry Mum to the car. I'm sorry Mum, I didn mean it

 

[Beanwood]

I bin norty, and eated a BIG bun I found. Then I was taken to the nice vet lady....only she wasn't nice and gived me an injeckshun. I sicked everywhere! No one tole me off, but said I was a good girl! Then more vet peoples came in and looked at my sickie!!! Then I went home....and mummy said daddy was norty!!!!

Bramble

 

[SwampDonkey]

Happy birfday Sky

I ran into Mum and she fell down in the mud and cried and didn get up. Margot's mum had to hold me an Margo while Dad sprinted back to get the car. Then he put me in the car and left me! Then he had to half carry Mum to the car. I'm sorry Mum, I didn mean it

Oh no she knows you don't mean too just look after her

 

[Lab_adore]

Oh no she knows you don't mean too just look after her

I want to Rory, but I went in the bog and have been hosed and not allowed in the house. I'm cryin' an barkin' to go and see her but Dad is standing firm.