The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Rosie]

Red letter day today. I got TWO breakfasts. Dad gave me breakfast and then mum gave me breakfast and then dad said whatareyoudoingyousawmefeedhimtwpminutesago and mum said obugger and then they took my second breakfast away but not before I'd snarfed half of it.
My mum is a kibblebrain but sometimes that is a good thing.

 

[snowbunny]

I wanna come liv wiv you Pongo. I nevah did get too brekfusts.

Squidge

 

[Rosie]

I wanna come liv wiv you Pongo. I nevah did get too brekfusts.

Squidge

That is because your hoomans are not kibble-brains, Squidge.

 

[chrisc831]

I’ve not had one brekfust yet, I just been kwiet boy, snoozin. Fink I’ll ave a mone n grumble now you reminded me. Fergus getting hungrier by the minute.

 

[Leanne]

I as bin sicky.
Like 6 times in the night.
Didn’t get no breakfast and might Av to go to the bumman

Mas

 

[HAH]

I don efen no what brekfast is anymore. This morning was too early cos Beardy-with-no-beard has gone backtowerk so I was orl dopey but then I got a scatter brekfast later on but not enuff.
Mas I’m reely sorry you’re feeling sicky, I hope you feels better v soon an gets an extra big brekfast.
*Kipper*

 

[snowbunny]

That is because your hoomans are not kibble-brains, Squidge.

Fink its becuz only Mum ever does feed us unless she's away an then she's not here to get mixed up liv who has fed us or not. Not fair, i want kibble-brain humans, they sound much better.

Squidge

 

[snowbunny]

O noze Mas. I have a squirty bum this mornin but no sickies. Hope your sickies sort themselves out so you don' have to go to bumman,

Squidge

 

[Jacqui-S]

Dad sayz I am too skinni
Rezult
Xtra grayvee bonez fur me then
Hope youz all is feelin betta soon x
Lilly x

 

[edzbird]

my bum is fine (for wonse) an we did get sum carrit n parssnip mash just as a treet this morning an it is very niyce. I am too skinni too Lilly so I did get more mash than Coco - hehe.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[snowbunny]

I yam too skinny too. Mum keeps giving me moar foods but I just runrunrun moar.

I like moar foods.

Shadow

 

[SteffiS]

I had the munchies this mornin, wall yum yum .

Toffee - the not norty one, definitely not, never ever norty

 

[SwampDonkey]

Have you tried washin machine yet toffee they are a bit morish.

 

[chrisc831]

Hey pups, Mas is proper poorly, we need to get the lambie network galvan er moblised to help him get better

 

[Jacqui-S]

Mum sed he mite have ate a sok.
Lambie power from Scotlandshire xx

Feel betta soon Mas.
Lilly x

 

[SwampDonkey]

Ging says send good vibes Rory, sending em now of loads of em.

 

[edzbird]

We's had a game of tuggy for Mas. Hope it's helping.

- Coco n Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Loraseal]

Mama sayz Mas needs

 

[Loraseal]

Lots of positief forts. Lots of Lammie Power Mas. Woof Hunter

 

[Natalie]

Hey Mas, wotcha been eatin? The rules are eat the disgustin stuff but not the stuff that makes you pawly.
Sending licks. You need to get better cos those mini hoomans need you back in scool.
monts xx