The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[VanillaBean]

My hoomns took their krismus down yesterday too. Now I helped so I took all the soft animals out of the box and showed them. Then I helped with the tree and lights. I sat on daddy when he was doing the lights. They did not look to impressed and said I was in the way.
Seriously what is a girl to do when helping...

 

[Jen]

Daddy sez I’m stressing mummy out and I have to stop it because it’s upsetting her.

I don’t mean to upset mummy I didn’t realise the letter that I shredded would be so important and I fort she might like chasing me for her shoe.

Maybe I’ll roll in some poo because I know she always likes that smell.

Stanley

 

[HAH]

I tried to eet the krismus reeth but it was NOT taystee.
*Kipper*

 

[edzbird]

Our inside tree has gone outside too an all the funny noysee toy-things av gone away an the flashing lites which I liyke av gone too but wee did get sum pork tonight an we are lownjing on our beds an is relly gud. Oh yeh an we did get sprowt trimmins too an I luv them.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[Candy]

Our inside tree has gone outside too an all the funny noysee toy-things av gone away an the flashing lites which I liyke av gone too but wee did get sum pork tonight an we are lownjing on our beds an is relly gud. Oh yeh an we did get sprowt trimmins too an I luv them.

- Meg(an) Sparkle

Sallrite, now Mother has stopt singing cos Maslow is homesafe.She ses I will get mor presents on my burfday and we probly have enuf treets to last til then.Patently a nuver Krismuss will happen won day. I have had fish skin after tee and tomorrow it will be venison stoo. Mother has lit the fire and canduls so it is warm and sparkelee agen. I have got my hed on Mother's back paw and I am happy agen cos Maslow is home and I am GoodGirlJoy. xxxxxxx

 

[Lab_adore]

Onya Maslow for making it home. So happy for you an your hoomans.

 

[Lara_Pigletina]

Daddy sez I’m stressing mummy out and I have to stop it because it’s upsetting her.

I don’t mean to upset mummy I didn’t realise the letter that I shredded would be so important and I fort she might like chasing me for her shoe.

Maybe I’ll roll in some poo because I know she always likes that smell.

Stanley

Stanlee you should make the most of your mummy and steal as many shoes as possible and other antix whilst she can chase you. Because if she is like my pig-mummy she will soon get too fat to be chasin’ you about and instead will say “OhBuggeritHaveTheDamnShoe” and “MyFeetAreTooSwollenAnyway” and it is no fun. Although she still tried to get me out of the cherree tomatoes even when she was really fat and couldn’t fit through the pig-proof fence. That was fun. She also made me pick up my own sardine pot after gobbling my sardine recall treat instead of picking it up for me, but that was ok because I charged her one kibble for giving her the pot and one extra for the lid Pigs are entrepreneurial like that.

 

[SteffiS]

We went on the coasty path walk today to the chip shop with my hooman sister. I got THREE chippies, I’ve never had chippies before, I like chippies .

Ripple

 

[SwampDonkey]

I love chips Ripple they are yum.

 

[Lab_adore]

Mum's gone back to werk

 

[edzbird]

look wot i got for crissmusss...well my hooman dad did relly but I am more better sitted on it than him am..


- Meg(an) Sparkle

 

[SwampDonkey]

You look prettier too Ms Sparkles.

 

[chrisc831]

Mmmm Mmmm whoo hoo don’t you look luverly on that bed Ms Meg Sparkle

 

[Hollysdad]

I love chips Ripple they are yum.

I like chips too ripple. Speshully the small crunchy ones that hoomans dont eat.

 

[Jen]

We went on the coasty path walk today to the chip shop with my hooman sister. I got THREE chippies, I’ve never had chippies before, I like chippies .

Ripple

You’ve never had chippies before

Chippies are the bestest. Specially fed off a fork with some fishy

Stanley

 

[SwampDonkey]

I have parsley sauce wiv my fishy n chips Stanley it's everso nice. Ging can't swoller properly so she dips her chippies in it.

 

[Emily]

Mmm I love fish n chippies too! Chip are sooooooo yummy!

 

[kateincornwall]

Roobin was a fool this morning , we met a springing spanial hoo was yung like Roobin , they plaid and plaid and plaid , runin round like made fings . Wen we got home , he went strait to sleep and that is how I like him , Nelly xx

 

[VanillaBean]

Someone say fush and chups....I found some on my walk tonight still hot....

 

[Loraseal]

Papa sayz I ave the doggie blues! Mama an my big little hooman left the house this mornin and have not cum bak. Also I had NO Sossij for brekkie this mornin. Papa is borin too...always on the tappy fing. Sayz he has to work....holidayz have stopped. So to show mama that I miss her....I ave hidden her nice hats, shoes an gluvs, so we can play find it/chasey when she gets home. She will like that!
Woof Hunter