The Kennel Club - no hoomans allowed!

[Loraseal]

No not the Alien Bum Man! Hope your pawly foot gets better. Paws crossed no bum man fingy.
Woof Hunter

 

[Cath]

Oh no Harley not the bum man..................Fred

I hope you get better Harley................Annie

 

[VanillaBean]

Whats a bum man?

Honey

 

[VanillaBean]

You will soon find out, I heard you are going tomorrow, hehehe...

Hope you feel better soon Harley and don't have to see the bum man

Vanilla

 

[Leanne]

I got to play with a spotty dog!!! It was bonkers - it ran and ran so I ran and ran...

Mummy said I’m more like a black lab now.

Tired now

Mas

 

[Leanne]

They took me to the vets to be ‘spade’ I now have this stupid collar on and I’m not allowed to jump. They have CRATED me like an idiotic dog.
Do they not know who I am?

They shall pay. When I am free I will puke on their bed and poo in the bath.

Bastards.

Howell (the very very pissed off kitten)

 

[Granca]

Wow, Mas! That's some impressive mud! Nobody notices when black labs are muddy, whereas our lovely yellow coats give the game away!

Wispa

 

[edzbird]

Mas yoo look terribully mucky I do not liyke mud n muck even thow dad dose call me missis muck I am a very cleen girl with my whiyte spotty feet. I think yoo need a bath.

- Meg(an) Sarkle

 

[Pepper]

Mas, that must have been a very good run!
- Pepper

 

[Loraseal]

Mas I ran and ran too with my new black kan friend Puck. But I stayed clean. The ground was hard and white. Mama sayz it is chille on the willie weather.

 

[SwampDonkey]

Hope you foots ok Harley.
I played in a ditch today with my ball it was awesome

 

[Jacqui-S]

I went to the beech. Wif the hooligans pfft.
At least I didernt need baffed tee hee.
Lilly x

PS - Mas - luvvin the mud! and Harls, hope yure ouchy foot is betta

 

[Atemas]

I got in Mumsie’s way in the kitchen - she didn’t see me and accidentally kicked me. She was mortified and I’ve been getting cuddles and kisses ever since. She keeps sayin ‘I’m sorry Red’. Didn’t give me any extra tea though

Red

 

[Rosie]

I got a poorly foot what hurts lots. Mum sed I mite need to see the bum man tomorrow

Oh Harley, no! That's not good. Can you lick it better? I'll come and help if you like, I'm good at licks. I love you.
Pongo

 

[Rosie]

@Leanne Mas, mate, that's a good look. High quality mud there.

 

[kateincornwall]

I bin powly , parently its cos I ate a lotof garlic when they went out ,so I had to go to the VET , and was sik everywhere . If that was not enuf , I had sum blud takin from me leg and then I had black stuff skwerted in me mouf . Mummy was cryin , Daddy was cryin and Nelly was not cryin cos she don't hear whats hanging . I got to bak to the VET tomrow , to have more blud takin , will I have ani left in me bodi cos I have to have MORE takin in three days as well . Mummy woke me up in the night for the blak stuff on some food , an ectra meel , Roobin x

 

[HAH]

Roobin Roobin I did hear you were pawly puppee, I hopes you’re feelin’ okay at the momen? Souns like you’re gettin lotsov tenshun an cuddles an black food (what is dis?)
I reckon you will be okay wiv the blud if you keep eetin cos that’s wot gives us energee an thats wot blud is.
Sendin you lotsov licks an gentle snuffles so you get betta very soon.
*Kipper*

 

[kateincornwall]

Kipper , the blak stuff is stiky and I gets it on me nose and mowf, then I go to fus Mummy and get it on her cloves , so she genkly shoved me away and gets it on her hands , then she tryes to wype it off wiv a clof , and gets it all over the clof , then I fus Daddy and the game starts agin , its so funni and I got some on the wall in the kichin too and on the floor .parently its called Carbonate , does that mean that our friend Carbon ate sum too ? I don't no wy I haf to eat it, somefing to do wiv the garlic I fink , Roobin x

 

[Lab_adore]

Roobin an Harley hope you feels betta soon

We had a barbie cue an there were lots of hooman frens an I got lots of pats an cuddles but not many treets cos mum told everyone I'm on a dyet . Gunna call dogline

 

[Jacqui-S]

Yay Roobin!
I hearz tha youz been cownta surfin
That garlick fing is tastee but onlee in titchy bitz.
Yu gotta keep yur pawz all on da flore in da kitchun tu keep the humumz happeee.
Hope yur feelin betta buddee.
Lilly x